So apparently smokin’ hot UFC star/ Jenna Jameson abuser, Tito Ortiz felt the need to be back in the media and tweeted a dick pic (claiming that his phone was hacked- lol.) I’m somewhat surprised it’s not a shriveled up raisin given all the roids those guys must take. I wonder if it gets hard though…
about moi
Oh look, an big ugly block of text! I've been drawing all my life. I can't remember when I started but it was early. I've always been intrigued and inspired by animation and comics. My earliest influences were Charles Shultz's Peanuts and later, X-Men comic books. It didn't take very long for me to start drawing erotic images. Even before junior high, I was drawing nude Disney men in my sketchbooks.
I studied Illustration at Pratt Institute, got a Bachelor's in Communications Design in 2002 and am currently working out of Brooklyn. I hand draw and ink almost everything I do and can never be found without a trusty mechanical pencil or micron handy. I like to experiment with a variety of different media for color but for the most part, I use Photoshop.
Doing business as Clydeworld Comics, I'm working on a number of different projects of my own creation, but currently, ANTI-HEROES, my gay erotic comic series, is my primary line of focus. I am also currently available for freelance illustration jobs and commissions.
Interests: moi, comics, cartoons, video games, men, sex, porn, divas
Favorite movie: Little Shop of Horrors
Favorite band: Morning Musume
Favorite game: X-Men vs. Street Fighter
Favorite character: Psylocke
Favorite quotes: "You would worry a lot less about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did."
-Phil McGraw's father
and also
"Next time I suggest you try fighting back."
-Psylocke, Marvel Super Heroes
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June 7th, 2011 at 12:57 am
THAT’S the husband she was talking about in her book?!
I thought she got with some super ordinary nobody guy…
Guess not…
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June 7th, 2011 at 9:29 am
Oh, I didn’t know she wrote a book. Alls I knew was that she put him in jail a few times for beatin’ her up. I remember being upset cuz I thought he was cute- lol. Now, not so much. But I felt it was my duty to report on the “leaked” dik pic. lol
June 7th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Oh yeah, she wrote a book a while back “How to make love like a Porn Star” or something like that.
And I remember in it she wrote about being with a guy who can be male-grade gross but still loving him and each other, yada yada…
looks like their marriage wasn’t such a come-upon-miracle after all.