My New Home… Someday

So I was in Barcelona for 8 days! Amazing vacation. I always used to say, I could never permanently live anywhere but New York. But now, I can add Barcelona to that. Barcelona is a very metropolitan city. It’s almost as diverse as New York, has awesome public transportation, and all the amenities of a thriving major city. The architecture, both old and new was amazing and the public spaces, like the parks and such, were just immaculate.

The best was the boys. Dude… boys and men in this city are ridiculously hot. I’m not exaggerating at all. They are so my type… olive complexion, hairy chests, crew cuts, sideburns, 5’o’clock shadows, and since they love football (soccer) so much, they’re all fit. Like even the “average” guys were hot by my standards. I don’t know how it’s possible. But all their faces seem to just have everything in the right place, ya know!? haha.

Negatives: 1) everyone smokes. 2) Catalan totally sounds like lispy Spanish. I can’t say “grathiath” (gracias) with a straight face. 3) they think the mullet is cool. No lie– 75% of all the young people there had some form of mullet. It’s like– in style. wth?