FAIL
Is it just me or does this look lower than Sci-Fi channel quality….?
I mean… really, Fox…?
Yearly Archives: 2011
Anaconda brings his special brand of ejaculate terrorism to politics in this latest installment in a series of commissions I’ve been doing. The cute young horse hung protege’s name is Jamal. Count on seeing a LOT more him!!
ROLL OVER!!
Boy, was I mad at Forge for dumping Ororo in the 90’s- haha. But now he is in better graces with me as I am in protest over what’s happened to him lately. Oh yes, before offing him they turned him into an elderly crackpot villain. So yea, yet another minority X-Man is now a crazed bad guy.
In my U, Forge is sane and fucking hot as hell. I took great care to give him Native American features, and I think it made for one of my hotter pinups. I even gave him an authentic Cheyenne enorgantic penis! (Legend says they were hung like horses! LOL) And unlike my usual X-Men Remixes, the X-Rated version is FREE today, right here on the blog. Why? Well, it was my birthday yesterday and I’m still celebrating. (Although that’s weird– YOU DUDES are supposed to be giving ME the presents!)
I’m not in love with Hisako mainly because she seems like the reiteration of a character I was gaga for in the 90’s. Unuscione was this fierce big-haired brunette Acolyte (who looked a little like Brooke Shields) and commanded a psionic exoskeleton very similar to Hisako’s armor. Unuscione was severely underused, in my opinion, and I truly believe that with such cool and unique powers, she could have gone far.
So, I guess I don’t hate Armor because I’m glad to see that the power is getting used in an active character. I do however resent how quickly she rose to the status of Wolverine’s sidekick. I’m all reading Ellis’ Hisako and she’s all calling Logan fat and I’m all like, “Who the hell does this little gunt think she is? You don’t talk to Wolvie like that!”
This week in figure drawing we had Jason, a cute dude who brought his martial arts uniform to pose in. He was a good model, really good at keeping still. Nice peepee too.
