THERE IS NO MALWARE HERE

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  • July 24, 2012

Sorry for the all caps heading but I’m somewhat infuriated by what’s making me have to write this. You may have noticed your browser or antivirus software actively blocking my blog for the past few days. The lovely ridiculously alarmist pages will usually say something like “GET OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL GET A VIRUS!” etc.

THIS IS NOT TRUE! If you know how, feel free to BYPASS these warnings.

There are no viruses on my blog and there is no malware on my blog. What your attack detection software was picking up was apparently one of the “ads” in the AdBrite circulation.

I had a link to AdBrite (just another bullshit ad network) at the bottom of my blog and some asshole fuckface uploaded his stupid “attack” to AdBrite’s network. This means that whoever is partnered with AdBrite (including me) has a chance of displaying this anusface’s “attack” link.

Apparently Google only found the attack link present on my blog once in the past 90 days. But I guess that’s enough for me to make it onto their stupid automated list of evil sites and get a lovely “DON’T EVER COME HERE” screen.

Needless to say, I removed the AdBrite code. AdBrite is a poor excuse for an ad network.

And once again, I’m having to beg and plead with Google to stop fucking with my web presence. FUck them. That’s why their mobile OS is a piece of shit.

So to recap, there are NO VIRUSES on my site. The warning should go away soon, but even if it doesn’t, my site is 100% safe. Google bots can go to hell, AdBrite can definitely go to hell and dickless, talentless, wastes of flesh losers who spend their days coding malware? Well, your hell is just your meaningless excuse of a life.

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