Category Archives: X-Men Villans

Magneto RemiX

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‪Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 and House Of X renewed my interest in the mutants and particularly Zaddy Mags.

Over the years, sometimes there’s a beard and sometimes there’s long hair but I think only when you use both does he begin to look like the god he thinks he is.

The oldguy low-hangers float majestically in the X-Version! Patrons go here: and kneel before the master of magnet!

Mimic RemiX

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Moved ALL the Members/Archive Gallery content from my X-Men RemiX section over to Patreon! And to celebrate, here’s a surprise new character: MIMIC! Calvin Rankin comes from the 60’s, with the mutant talent of power mimicry, possessing the abilities of the 5 original X-Men. He appears here and there over the years as both a hero and villain but wasn’t really worthy of joining my X-Men RemiX project until I discovered his beardy bohemian period.

The original look is too close to Cyclops and the Dark X-Men look is too close to Angel. Scruffy Jesus Cal is the only version that feels unique to me. It has nothing to do with how much I spooge over a shaggy hippy!

Mimicking Beast, this character is often shown with big fat extremities, something that carries over into my XXX-version. Check it out on Patreon!

Sabretooth & Wild Child RemiX

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Personally, I think Sabretooth is great as a villain. So why have I included AoA Vic and Kyle in my RemiX project? Simple: The slash potential between these two is just too delicious to deny.

“As I look at Kyle, a quivering mess on the floor, reeling from the vicious pounding he just received, I can’t help but wonder if what I did was right. He’s got the mental capacity of a dog. Is he really able to consent to what we do? But when he fingers his dripping hole, takes the finger, puts it in his mouth and smiles, my qualms disappear. He crawls over and begins to lick me, starting at my feet, working his way to what was just in his butt. He wants another go. Dog-boy’s got more stamina than anyone I’ve ever seen… except maybe Logan.”

I’m nasty, huh? lol. TUMBLR LINK

RemiX Reboot

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Every time I look at my old fanart, the pieces I love the most are everything from my X-Men Remix collection. It combines my 2 main loves: X-Men and character design/redesign.

(Remember, Flash animated raunchy versions of each of the boys are @ > Members Gallery > Fanboy Gallery. What about the girls? Hey that’s sexist! How dare you think such a thing!)

I’ve expanded it by adding some figure drawings and villian portraits. In fact, here’s a new one featuring everyone’s favorite Malcolm X metaphor, Magneto.

(ROLL OVER for the no-helmet version.

And for the naked low-hangers version,
check > Members Gallery > Fanboy Gallery!)

So now I think it’s time to get down to the nitty gritty and add some more characters to the original set of drawings. I compiled another list of 20 second-tier X-kids to add (because apparently it’s impossible for me to undertake small, simple projects.)

First up is Madrox AKA Multiple Man. Given who I am and what I do, I’m sure you guys don’t need to stretch your imaginations too far to figure out why he was always one of my favorites. As with all my versions of the male X-dudes, there is a naked version out there for you guys to discover. To the left is a preview of said image; full version at > Members Gallery > Fanboy Gallery.

So who should be next? I mean, I’ve already made my list but maybe you guys can influence the order in which I post em…

It’s the Juggernaut Post, Bitch!

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Hey bitches. I feel it’s time to tell you all about the numerous and varied ways the popular X-Men villian, Juggernaut has permeated my life lately.

First things first– what you came here for: the art. Above is my recently drawn cute version of Mr. Marko. He’s a hot one, if you think about it… all big, thick and burly. Rollover to see his cute face. And for the girthy nude version, go to > Members Gallery > Fan-Boy. Here’s a blurry thumbnail on the left.

I’ve been doing a lot of X-Villians lately and decided to do Cain one day while watching Clean House. Beforehand I had no idea one of my crushes, Matt Iseman was on that show. I’d seen him before on the Sports Soup and was glad to find out he was on Clean House because my ol’ man won’t let me watch Sports Soup. Isn’t he just too cute?! And doesn’t he look just like Juggernaut?! (Well, maybe not so much in these pics.) You have to see him on video. Google him and watch something he’s in. Believe me, he’s totally Juggs– like all tall & wide & blonde with a tiny head. Haha.

And the final thing is this– the I’m the Juggernaut, Bitch viral video that I somehow NEVER SAW ‘TIL NOW, SOME 6 YEARS AFTER IT CAME OUT! My anger over being the last person on Earth to see this subsided when I watched it and couldn’t stop laughing. And now, Vinnie Jones’ line in X-Men 3 actually makes sense to me! If you have no idea what I’m talking about, watch this cuz it’s frikkin’ hilarious.


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Mortimer Toynbee— or Toad, as most of us know him, was never one of my favorite villains in the X-Men universe. Nevertheless, I’ve decided to draw a cute fan-art of him because he’s an X-Men staple, and when written / drawn well, he can be a pretty cool addition to the wide wonderful super mutant world. There’s a gooey nudie version on my site in the Fan-Boy section. Here’s the thumbnail!

The thing about him is, I like different aspects of him from different X-Men media. Like, I like the retooling of his powers in X-Men the first motion picture, his look and personality in X-Men Evolution, and his voice actor in Pryde of the X-Men. The fact that so many different perfectly valid instances of this one character exist got me to thinking about one of my main gripes with the franchise in general.

My problem is and has always been the inconsistency with different instances of the same character. I used to go on these huge rants about how goth Rogue in X-Men Evolution is wrong, or how non-speaking Storn in Wolverine and the X-Men is wrong, or how broken-english, slow-acting Colossus in every media that’s not the comics is wrong.

I’ve now come to finally realize that depending on the interpreter, the characters in the series can be written and drawn ANY FRIKKIN’ WAY THEY WANT. Nowadays there is no one correct way to interpret X-Men. They can be as far away from their original iteration as possible and it’s PERFECTLY OKAY.

Wolverine can be the level-headed leader. Cyclops can be the loose cannon. Emma can be the mom. Storm can… not exist. You can’t get mad anymore– the characters are more like… guidelines. You can’t say “Oh, Nightcrawler would never do that.”

I know this may seem kinda obvious to some of you but I was kinda hung-up on what I saw as bad interpretations of my favorite comic series– even modern issues of the comic series itself. Am I over it? Nah– but I think I much better understand why it’s happened now. And to cope, I’ll just continue to draw them all gay with drippy dicks.