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Boy, was I mad at Forge for dumping Ororo in the 90’s- haha. But now he is in better graces with me as I am in protest over what’s happened to him lately. Oh yes, before offing him they turned him into an elderly crackpot villain. So yea, yet another minority X-Man is now a crazed bad guy.
In my U, Forge is sane and fucking hot as hell. I took great care to give him Native American features, and I think it made for one of my hotter pinups. I even gave him an authentic Cheyenne enorgantic penis! (Legend says they were hung like horses! LOL) And unlike my usual X-Men Remixes, the X-Rated version is FREE today, right here on the blog. Why? Well, it was my birthday yesterday and I’m still celebrating. (Although that’s weird– YOU DUDES are supposed to be giving ME the presents!)
I’m not in love with Hisako mainly because she seems like the reiteration of a character I was gaga for in the 90’s. Unuscione was this fierce big-haired brunette Acolyte (who looked a little like Brooke Shields) and commanded a psionic exoskeleton very similar to Hisako’s armor. Unuscione was severely underused, in my opinion, and I truly believe that with such cool and unique powers, she could have gone far.
So, I guess I don’t hate Armor because I’m glad to see that the power is getting used in an active character. I do however resent how quickly she rose to the status of Wolverine’s sidekick. I’m all reading Ellis’ Hisako and she’s all calling Logan fat and I’m all like, “Who the hell does this little gunt think she is? You don’t talk to Wolvie like that!”
This week in figure drawing we had Jason, a cute dude who brought his martial arts uniform to pose in. He was a good model, really good at keeping still. Nice peepee too.
Another of those “I can’t tell if this is awesome or sad” videos…
Ok, so I’m only using “Hollow” as her codename because I genuinely think it’s cooler than “Penance.” It has nothing to do with any kind of support for what Marvel has done to Speedball. Robbie is Speedball, Red Claw Girl is Hollow, and NOBODY is Penance- haha.
A tricky one, that Red Claw Girl, because like so many characters of her time, she had great potential but was pretty much ruined due to the constant changing of hands. Original Penance, this mute girl with the savage killer instinct, (um, Laura Kinney anyone?) was cool. And I think I speak for pretty much everyone when I say we were all on the edge of our seats waiting to learn this intriguing character’s origin. All we knew was her birthplace (Yugoslavia) and that she was Emplate’s bondage slave or whatever.
So can I speak for everyone again, for when the origin was finally revealed, not only were we confused as hell but pretty let down also? Making her “the real M” just negated any real origin story and totally erased a great viable character.
My theory? Well, Lobdell said she was Yugoslavian– and after he left, no one wanted to research what was happening in that part of the world and write a backstory involving her living in a war torn foreign country. So they just made her M.
The salvage, it seems, is that Penance still has a consciousness, who we now call Hollow. So… the Penance/ Hollow entity was a person all the time and her personality was just… usurped when Emplate put Monet in her body…? This origin would confuse even Psylocke.
In any case, I love this drawing. It’s one of my faves so far, if I do say so myself!
Oddly enough, I liked Feral a LOT more after her punk-out in X-Cutioner’s Song. Anyone remember this? Rahne and Feral go head to head. Rictor’s like, “Careful, Feral, don’t hurt Rahne!” Cut to Rahne practically ripping Feral’s head off. Boom Boom: Um… you’re worried about Feral hurting Rahne? HHAHAH
Rahne whupped THAT ASS! Cannonball had X-Force fall back and Feral was like, “No argument here.” HAHAHA!! For some reason, that made me love Feral. The fact that she (and Nicieza) recognized that even though Feral was a Wolverine rip, she had her weaknesses… namely the previous Wolverine rips. HAHA.
I felt that after this, Feral’s more conniving and manipulative traits would begin to come to light, since she obviously wasn’t the savage psycho she initially tried to project. But instead they just made her a traitor. At the time, I wasn’t so bothered because man did they draw her ugly. Only a few artists draw Feral cute and kudos to them.
Ugly cat-girls shouldn’t exist, I don’t care how evil they are.
For those who don’t know, Bling! is the lesbian, mutant, junior X-Man daughter of famous fictional Hip-Hop stars in the Marvel U. If a character like Bling! can exist and not be considered a joke, then PHAT deserves a lot more respect.
A cute young quarterback kneels in the last stall of a men’s restroom at the local university. Soon, he is rewarded for his patience when a gargantuan cock snakes through the glory hole and into his mouth.
The epic-sized member belongs to the super-hero/ villain Anaconda! And just as our college stud
gulps down pints of Anaconda’s dick snot, pumping his own meat to a monumental orgasm, who should burst onto the scene but Mrs. Moral!
She is determined to stop the Anaconda from converting any more men to his sinister cause, but having underestimated his powers, she fails and is thusly ravaged, herself!
Another chapter is a series of commissions, originally, Mrs. Moral was to be out cold. But I wanted to give her a fighting chance, even though we all know where this is ultimately going!
For the final day of my X-Statix Tribute Remix Series, I’ll give you sexy, woofy Vivisector!
An awesome character with kind of a boring, redundant power, Vivisector was the resident brain of the group but unlike your typical smart-guy of the team, Miles was just as flawed as the rest, typically getting drunk and picking fights with the team to get more fans and air time.
When he and Phat pretend to come out, Vivisector actually stays out and has to deal with the public’s aversion toward the “intellectual gay guy.” That’s what I love about this title. He recognizes that he’s unpopular but can’t seem to do anything about it. So meta. I imagine though, if he was drawn like how I do ‘im, he’d develop a fan base… particularly one of gay otter chasers! 😉
MERRY X-MAS boys!! Sorry this post wasn’t holiday themed, but I had to continue the series! And if you really want a gift from me, click the above image for a free hairy ween x-rated version!
Honestly, she was my least favorite in the series as she was literally brought on to replace U-Go Girl… but… was just not as cool… or fun. The character however does realize this and is jealous of U-Go Girl despite never having met her! So her storylines mostly deal with living in U-Go Girl’s shadow. Her power, another weird for the sake of being weird one, was that she was an entity comprised purely of mutant energy which can heal, teleport and hurt enemies. Professor X designs a containment suit for her and in one of his more memorable guest appearances in the series, offers her a suit that allows her to fuck.
