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Dec 23 2010
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X-Statix Attax! (Day 5)

By | Fan Art, Marvel, muscles, X-Men | 2 Comments

Perhaps one of the more jokey characters of the core long-lasting team, Phat, AKA Billy Bob Reily was a white guy who wanted to be black and was drawn like either Vanilla Ice or Eminem.

He didn’t have much to say that wasn’t more than a cliche for quite a while up until his revealing himself to be gay. In a bid to become more popular he and Vivisector pretend to come out and start to date. But when it doesn’t help his popularity, Phat goes back into the closet and his powers (to grow incredible amounts of malleable mass) stop working until… he comes out again, this time for real.

After he goes through that character arc, he’s offed because I guess Milligan can’t think of anything more to do with him. In his non-powered form though, he is really, really hot (I have a wigger/ chav fetish) and thusly one of my top faves. And to see just how PHAT I made his dong:
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Dec 22 2010
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X-Statix Attax! (Day 4)

By | Fan Art, Marvel, X-Men | 2 Comments

My aversion to zombies notwithstanding, I really liked Dead Girl. With her powers to communicate with the deceased and animate her own severed limbs, she was a little more cynical than the rest and just so hilarious, I couldn’t deny her. The fact that she becomes a model and glamour icon is one of the more particularly biting social commentaries of the series.

Dead Girl actually gets an eponymous limited series after X-Statix ends and I have to say, even though it’s the same creative team, the tone of this book was too silly for my tastes. It read like a sequel to Beetlejuice, even reusing some of the same jokes. Not a fan.

Dec 21 2010
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X-Statix Attax! (Day 3)

By | Fan Art, Marvel, muscles, X-Men | 2 Comments

Tike Alicar, the apathetic, hot-headed, sometimes OCD afflicted, self-described “token black guy” of the group was written particularly well because it was soon revealed that his unruly nature was merely a ruse to get ratings. His power was to sweat acid and channel it as potent energy blasts. (Yea, I know, weird for the sake of being weird, but on a side-note, Milligan seemed obsessed with sweat in general, frequently mentioning it in various instances.)

I appreciated how they dealt with a storyline in which Anarchist was worried he’d be killed off when a younger, angrier black guy was allowed on the team. Actually, the topic of race was often explored in this title, and not just glossed over like other superhero books. Very refreshing and well-done.

And to see his cock, which is also refreshing and well-done (LOL),
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Dec 20 2010
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X-Statix Attax! (Day 2)

By | Fan Art, Marvel, X-Men | 2 Comments

Edie Sawyer was arguably the most popular member of the team in real life AND in the book’s continuity, even though she only lasted for half of the run.

Certainly my favorite of the bunch, she was a murderous, shallow, self-serving, fame-obsessed, drug addicted, kinda slutty, narcoleptic teleporter. She was also quite cold and harsh until she had her inevitable character arc where she falls in love, becomes a little nicer and then dies.

But even in death, she’s still a major component of the series, as the series recognizes her popularity within the series. To be honest, when U-Go Girl dies, the book does take a bit of a dive for me. The tone becomes less fun and a bit more cynical and sinister. The previous characters to have died were superfluous but U-Go Girl was kind-of a major reason to read the title.

Dec 19 2010
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X-Statix Attax! (Day 1)

By | Fan Art, Marvel, muscles, X-Men | 2 Comments

Here is my week long tribute to a fun period in X-history. In 2001, Peter Milligan and Mike Allred revamped the failing X-Force into a post-modern, satirically-themed title. Though critically acclaimed, the new team failed to garner the attention of enough fans to make it last longer than 40-some issues.

(ROLL OVER for no helmet version.)

I however did enjoy a lot of what this book had to offer. It was rife with spot-on social commentary and superb character development and interaction. And even though the intention was to be more sardonic about the X-Team franchise, I couldn’t help but feel the same about these guys as I did about about the more traditional mutie characters.

The premise was that this superhero team, moreso than the desire to do good, was in it for the fame and money. They had a reality show filmed by the mysterious Doop, a floating green blob who was at times depicted as universally omniscient. The team members would go on to promote X-Force merch and even themselves as individual celebrities, sometimes vying for separate television, film, and music recording deals. This was at a time in Marvel history where mutants are a race and a culture. As Morrison introduced over in New X-Men, there were mutant schools, neighborhoods and nightclubs (and over in Uncanny, mutant brothels, courtesy of Chuck Austen.) It was only natural that a mutant reality TV series would spring up.

Originally calling themselves X-Force, the group changes its name to X-Statix, in a very thinly veiled reference to Rob Liefeld partially owning the name X-Force and thusly needing to be paid whenever it’s mentioned.

A selling point of the book was it’s high character mortality rate, but if you really study the run, there is a core group of 7 who are alive for much of the series. First up, I give you ORPHAN!

At first glance, Guy Smith seems like the only character in the series without a huge ego, since he seems to have all these heavy morals. But he is also suicidal and written with such melodramatic inner pathos, you start to realize he’s just as self-obsessed as the other guys. What’s great about him is that his power, to be super sensetive to everything in the world around him, further emphasizes that deliciously emo personality.

And more something even more delicious… and thick… and turgid… and PURPLE… check him out in the fanboy section of the members gallery!

Dec 11 2010
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Anaconda’s Adventures (Part 2)

By | Anaconda, commission, muscles, Original Art, wet, xxx | 5 Comments

So, as promised, here’s part 2 in the Moral Americans vs. Anaconda saga! Mrs. Moral comes home after a long day fighting for values (with her perpetually erect nipples) only to discover her husband, Mr. Moral with his legs spread wide open for their arch-nemesis Anaconda’s enormous man-meat!

This commission was great because it allowed me to draw PENETRATION, something I don’t do often enough! I so enjoy drawing a huge cock stretching a tight little hole! And weirdly enough, a strange aspect of this is that I’ve discovered is that I really enjoy depicting taint…

Dec 05 2010
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Beast Boy is a BEAR!

By | DC, Fan Art, hairy, muscles | 3 Comments

I don’t really read DC all that much and never really did. I always had a basic understanding of their books, characters, and teams, but for the most part, I’ve always been a Marvel devotee.

Lately though, with Marvel’s lackluster animation attempts, to get quality superhero toons, I’ve had to turn to DC. And yunno what? They’re all REALLY GOOD!

I must admit, however, when I first saw the designs for the Teen Titans 2003 series, I was a little miffed we didn’t get big-hair, big-boobed Starfire or a ridiculously hairy Beast Boy.But after watching it, I came to really love it and accept the character re-designs.

But yo, cot-DAMN do they draw Beast Boy hairy in the comics! Take a look at these panel scans courtesy of Shirtless Superheroes.


So my rendition of Beast Boy is a bit of a mash-up between the cute, goofy Beast Boy in animation and the sexy, fuzzy, gay wet-dream version from the comics.

Preview to the left.
Full version at
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Nov 28 2010
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Anaconda’s Adventures (Part 1)

By | Anaconda, commission, muscles, Original Art, xxx | 2 Comments

This next series of illustrations are commissions featuring characters created by the client and visualized by moi.

Meet Mrs. and Mr. Moral American, a married superhero couple that fights for their vision of traditional American values. Now meet the Anaconda, a super “villain” who, with his scandalous costume and namesake sized penis, fights for getting laid.

This commission allowed me to do one of my favorite things: design new characters! For me, constantly drawing new characters is almost equivalent to the excitement you guys get from sleeping with new people! LOL

The Morals were fun to design albeit just a little challenging. There’s no shortage of patriotic themed heroes (the Captain America family as well as my old All-American commissions from a few years back.) Those characters served as reference points to design the Morals, taking care not to repeat anything that’d already been seen. The waspy scarves are my favorite aspect, as I think they really round out these characters’ American “wholesomeness.” hehe.

With the Anaconda, I had difficulty coming up with his look because his name and theme hadn’t quite come about until mid-design. He was always supposed to be black and have a huge cock, and then, I guess somewhere along the way, the analogy of the snake was made. I was the perfect jump-off point and from then on, he kinda designed himself! My favorite aspect of this guy is his snakeskin pants- which take forever to do, but I’m really pleased with how they come out.

These three characters take on a cool socio-political undertone which very much hypes me up to do illustrations of them. (Of course, that they’re two sexy studs and a kick-ass diva doesn’t hurt, but wait till you see the other pieces I’ve done with them and where the client takes them. I guarantee you’ll be tickled and titillated!

Nov 18 2010
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Figure Drawing: Martin

By | chubs, figure drawing, hairy, muscles, Original Art | No Comments

Here’s one for you bear chasers out there. Drawing Martin was a nice departure from the muscle guys we normally get in erotic figure drawing.

It was a full house that night because the pic that went out a week earlier showed Martin a lot younger and a lot more muscular. And I don’t have to dance around the obvious fact that a 20-something muscle boy’s gonna draw a bigger crowd than a 40-something husky guy.

But as Michi pointed out, it was a good night for drawing and painting because the artists weren’t as distracted. Indeed, there were a lot of great works that night, and I believe the reason was a combination of the new body-type and the fact that people were less distracted.

I however, being the whore that I am, wasn’t any less distracted than usual. Mesmerized by his body hair, I was determined to get it all down on paper, and thusly may have skipped a pose or two.

Full set of 5 at anti-Heroes.net > members gallery > figure drawing.