Monthly Archives: July 2012

THERE IS NO MALWARE HERE

By | rant | No Comments

Sorry for the all caps heading but I’m somewhat infuriated by what’s making me have to write this. You may have noticed your browser or antivirus software actively blocking my blog for the past few days. The lovely ridiculously alarmist pages will usually say something like “GET OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL GET A VIRUS!” etc.

THIS IS NOT TRUE! If you know how, feel free to BYPASS these warnings.

There are no viruses on my blog and there is no malware on my blog. What your attack detection software was picking up was apparently one of the “ads” in the AdBrite circulation.

I had a link to AdBrite (just another bullshit ad network) at the bottom of my blog and some asshole fuckface uploaded his stupid “attack” to AdBrite’s network. This means that whoever is partnered with AdBrite (including me) has a chance of displaying this anusface’s “attack” link.

Apparently Google only found the attack link present on my blog once in the past 90 days. But I guess that’s enough for me to make it onto their stupid automated list of evil sites and get a lovely “DON’T EVER COME HERE” screen.

Needless to say, I removed the AdBrite code. AdBrite is a poor excuse for an ad network.

And once again, I’m having to beg and plead with Google to stop fucking with my web presence. FUck them. That’s why their mobile OS is a piece of shit.

So to recap, there are NO VIRUSES on my site. The warning should go away soon, but even if it doesn’t, my site is 100% safe. Google bots can go to hell, AdBrite can definitely go to hell and dickless, talentless, wastes of flesh losers who spend their days coding malware? Well, your hell is just your meaningless excuse of a life.

Um… How’d I Miss This?

By | elves, Fan Art, hairy, Marvel, X-Men | 6 Comments

AS OF 2010, NORTHSTAR HAS CANONICALLY SLEPT WITH HERCULES!!! Granted, this has to have been off-panel, but the fact that Marvel would even hint at this is astounding to me! What’s more– the implication that all these other characters know seem to KNOW about said affair is amazing!

Have I just not been paying attention to all the Hercules/Northstar fan-art there SHOULD be out there… Or are you guys just sleeping on this and not producing any? Either way, this is my official call to arms for slash artists! It’s been my dream for years to canonically give Jean-Paul a fling with another superhero (not some random bs double-minority side character completely devoid of personality and fan appeal.) Let’s do it!