For those who don’t know, Bling! is the lesbian, mutant, junior X-Man daughter of famous fictional Hip-Hop stars in the Marvel U. If a character like Bling! can exist and not be considered a joke, then PHAT deserves a lot more respect.
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For the final day of my X-Statix Tribute Remix Series, I’ll give you sexy, woofy Vivisector!
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An awesome character with kind of a boring, redundant power, Vivisector was the resident brain of the group but unlike your typical smart-guy of the team, Miles was just as flawed as the rest, typically getting drunk and picking fights with the team to get more fans and air time.
When he and Phat pretend to come out, Vivisector actually stays out and has to deal with the public’s aversion toward the “intellectual gay guy.” That’s what I love about this title. He recognizes that he’s unpopular but can’t seem to do anything about it. So meta. I imagine though, if he was drawn like how I do ‘im, he’d develop a fan base… particularly one of gay otter chasers! 😉
MERRY X-MAS boys!! Sorry this post wasn’t holiday themed, but I had to continue the series! And if you really want a gift from me, click the above image for a free hairy ween x-rated version!
Honestly, she was my least favorite in the series as she was literally brought on to replace U-Go Girl… but… was just not as cool… or fun. The character however does realize this and is jealous of U-Go Girl despite never having met her! So her storylines mostly deal with living in U-Go Girl’s shadow. Her power, another weird for the sake of being weird one, was that she was an entity comprised purely of mutant energy which can heal, teleport and hurt enemies. Professor X designs a containment suit for her and in one of his more memorable guest appearances in the series, offers her a suit that allows her to fuck.
Perhaps one of the more jokey characters of the core long-lasting team, Phat, AKA Billy Bob Reily was a white guy who wanted to be black and was drawn like either Vanilla Ice or Eminem.
He didn’t have much to say that wasn’t more than a cliche for quite a while up until his revealing himself to be gay. In a bid to become more popular he and Vivisector pretend to come out and start to date. But when it doesn’t help his popularity, Phat goes back into the closet and his powers (to grow incredible amounts of malleable mass) stop working until… he comes out again, this time for real.
After he goes through that character arc, he’s offed because I guess Milligan can’t think of anything more to do with him. In his non-powered form though, he is really, really hot (I have a wigger/ chav fetish) and thusly one of my top faves. And to see just how PHAT I made his dong:
Anti-Heroes.net > Members Gallery > Fanboy Stuff. 😉
My aversion to zombies notwithstanding, I really liked Dead Girl. With her powers to communicate with the deceased and animate her own severed limbs, she was a little more cynical than the rest and just so hilarious, I couldn’t deny her. The fact that she becomes a model and glamour icon is one of the more particularly biting social commentaries of the series.
Dead Girl actually gets an eponymous limited series after X-Statix ends and I have to say, even though it’s the same creative team, the tone of this book was too silly for my tastes. It read like a sequel to Beetlejuice, even reusing some of the same jokes. Not a fan.
Tike Alicar, the apathetic, hot-headed, sometimes OCD afflicted, self-described “token black guy” of the group was written particularly well because it was soon revealed that his unruly nature was merely a ruse to get ratings. His power was to sweat acid and channel it as potent energy blasts. (Yea, I know, weird for the sake of being weird, but on a side-note, Milligan seemed obsessed with sweat in general, frequently mentioning it in various instances.)
I appreciated how they dealt with a storyline in which Anarchist was worried he’d be killed off when a younger, angrier black guy was allowed on the team. Actually, the topic of race was often explored in this title, and not just glossed over like other superhero books. Very refreshing and well-done.
And to see his cock, which is also refreshing and well-done (LOL),
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Edie Sawyer was arguably the most popular member of the team in real life AND in the book’s continuity, even though she only lasted for half of the run.
Certainly my favorite of the bunch, she was a murderous, shallow, self-serving, fame-obsessed, drug addicted, kinda slutty, narcoleptic teleporter. She was also quite cold and harsh until she had her inevitable character arc where she falls in love, becomes a little nicer and then dies.
But even in death, she’s still a major component of the series, as the series recognizes her popularity within the series. To be honest, when U-Go Girl dies, the book does take a bit of a dive for me. The tone becomes less fun and a bit more cynical and sinister. The previous characters to have died were superfluous but U-Go Girl was kind-of a major reason to read the title.
Here is my week long tribute to a fun period in X-history. In 2001, Peter Milligan and Mike Allred revamped the failing X-Force into a post-modern, satirically-themed title. Though critically acclaimed, the new team failed to garner the attention of enough fans to make it last longer than 40-some issues.
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I however did enjoy a lot of what this book had to offer. It was rife with spot-on social commentary and superb character development and interaction. And even though the intention was to be more sardonic about the X-Team franchise, I couldn’t help but feel the same about these guys as I did about about the more traditional mutie characters.
The premise was that this superhero team, moreso than the desire to do good, was in it for the fame and money. They had a reality show filmed by the mysterious Doop, a floating green blob who was at times depicted as universally omniscient. The team members would go on to promote X-Force merch and even themselves as individual celebrities, sometimes vying for separate television, film, and music recording deals. This was at a time in Marvel history where mutants are a race and a culture. As Morrison introduced over in New X-Men, there were mutant schools, neighborhoods and nightclubs (and over in Uncanny, mutant brothels, courtesy of Chuck Austen.) It was only natural that a mutant reality TV series would spring up.
Originally calling themselves X-Force, the group changes its name to X-Statix, in a very thinly veiled reference to Rob Liefeld partially owning the name X-Force and thusly needing to be paid whenever it’s mentioned.
A selling point of the book was it’s high character mortality rate, but if you really study the run, there is a core group of 7 who are alive for much of the series. First up, I give you ORPHAN!
At first glance, Guy Smith seems like the only character in the series without a huge ego, since he seems to have all these heavy morals. But he is also suicidal and written with such melodramatic inner pathos, you start to realize he’s just as self-obsessed as the other guys. What’s great about him is that his power, to be super sensetive to everything in the world around him, further emphasizes that deliciously emo personality.
And more something even more delicious… and thick… and turgid… and PURPLE… check him out in the fanboy section of the members gallery!
I don’t really read DC all that much and never really did. I always had a basic understanding of their books, characters, and teams, but for the most part, I’ve always been a Marvel devotee.
Lately though, with Marvel’s lackluster animation attempts, to get quality superhero toons, I’ve had to turn to DC. And yunno what? They’re all REALLY GOOD!
I must admit, however, when I first saw the designs for the Teen Titans 2003 series, I was a little miffed we didn’t get big-hair, big-boobed Starfire or a ridiculously hairy Beast Boy.But after watching it, I came to really love it and accept the character re-designs.
But yo, cot-DAMN do they draw Beast Boy hairy in the comics! Take a look at these panel scans courtesy of Shirtless Superheroes.
So my rendition of Beast Boy is a bit of a mash-up between the cute, goofy Beast Boy in animation and the sexy, fuzzy, gay wet-dream version from the comics.
Preview to the left.
Full version at
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And speaking of my Daddy/Boy series…
Shizumaru: I just don’t know… I’ve never had one that big before…
Haohmaru: I promise I’ll go slow. Ease it in, give you time. Before you know it, you’ll be in so much pleasure, you’ll never want it to end.
To see the full version (cuz you know you want to) go to anti-Heroes.net > members gallery > figure drawing.
I don’t know why I thought anyone other than the two buff blonde super-studs would have a chance at winning my poll. So, of course, Captain Britain triumps with 26% only narrowly beating Havok (24%.) I compiled the polls from here, DeviantArt and Y!Gallery.
I’ve always liked Brit Cap, asshole attitude and all. Something about him is just so damned sexy… maybe it’s the meanness– lol. I think I like rough trade. LOL. (I mean, can we talk about that Excalibur arc where he was in nothing but thin green pajama pants for like 6 issues? That might’ve been what turned me on to hairy.
Thanks, Alan Davis.
Always loved his high boots and cowl, so those were definitely staying. Then I just combined the flag sleeve element from a newer look with my unified “remix” look.
Oh, and he gets the X on his thigh like I did with his sis.
Havok was actually on my not-so-short list for the initial lineup I made all those years ago. But Cannonball beat him out because I like Havok so much better as a villain. I had the idea to draw him as a sexy bad-boy with Lorna at his feet. LOL. But the good-guy list was growing so much, I kinda had to add him eventually. To me, Alex as a hero always comes off as a second-rate Cyclops. But as a villain, I think has chances to explore new emotions and territory that big brother hasn’t already.
Costume-wise, he was always ahead of the curve. His original costume is nothing short of genius and his first X-Factor uniform was perhaps the coolest X-Costume of 90’s.
But who’d win in a fight between Havok and Captain Britain? Havok’s got those crazy powerful cosmic blasts, but… Brit Cap is kinda… invulnerable. Discuss.
And to see my version of both of these studs nude,
anti-Heroes.net > members gallery > fan-boy stuff.
More from that sexy Big Guy / Little Guy figure drawing session. Had to turn them into this pair because A) I am so lately loving using the big man in MarioKart Wii, wantonly barreling into mother fuckers with complete abandon as they scream and fly off the screen.
And B) because I love any excuse to reiterate my favorite piece of text ever:
From the original Mario 2 instruction book. God, I just love it. So random and strangely written.
Oh, and “Lick My Pit” is fabulously cummy and uncensored on
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