Decided to revisit this old sketch from 2012 because the model and pose are unique among my stuff. Klein was incredibly smooth and glossy, which I’d have been okay with if it was natural but I could tell he just shaved all over. So I kinda had to fix that for the new 2019 version.
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About a month from now, I’ll be in an always fun group show at the smut gallery– I mean Project Space! Just for the weekend of Sept.20-22, come out if you’re in NYC and maybe buy an original piece of dick art!
Leslie-Lohman Project Space, 127-B Prince St. New York, NY 10012
So above would be the finish on my favorite sketch from my 1st time at the DoableGuys drawing group. Model reminded me of my sexy geeky twink OC Tucker, so I pushed it further giving him all that body hair and a new hat! Remember, Tucker’s thing is hats!

I tweeted this sketch and drawing early cuz I was proud of those hands. Hands are already friggin’ hard but try drawing hands jerking off the crazy backhanded way. Good thing there’s a dick in this picture or else I woulda gave up.

Worked on gray toned paper with blue and white markers and colored pencils for this life drawing session. But Dominic specifically brought this beautiful golden fleece to compliment his mane and threatened to crush me if I didn’t color correct the drawing in photoshop.
A rare 3-man life drawing sketch becomes 3 of my apex predator anthro characters and then later becomes a much more elaborate story, expanding way beyond the original 3 subjects of the piece. World-building comes very easy for me. Full version on my Patreon!
INTERVIEWER: I’m here in the locker room with Avery the squirrel boy who only moments ago experienced his first gangbang broadcast here on Brutal Ballers Live. How are you feeling right now, Avery?
AVERY: Exhausted. Kinda dizzy. But mostly satisfied. And a quick correction, buddy. That wasn’t my first gangbang. Just the first one caught on camera. I’ve never had so many SpyGuys on me at once.
INTERVIEWER: To clarify for the audience, SpyGuys are what the Ballers call the floating camera bots that are a way of life here in the Ballosphere. They’re why we get those awesome shots in the Basketbrawl games and all those great angles in the league’s after-hours private lives.
AVERY: Yea well a lot of us find them annoying. If the punishment wasn’t so severe, I’d smash them more often. And I know we’re told they’re not sentient but I kinda believe they are.
INTERVIEWER: I’ve heard the algorithm they’re programmed with is very sophisticated. As I understand it though, SpyGuys only really follow the most popular Ballers, correct?
AVERY: Yea, first of all, fuck you. And secondly, yes. I do enjoy more privacy than most. I’m a whore for cock, not airtime.
INTERVIEWER: Well it seems from the ratings you just racked up that you’re going to have get used to a lot more SpyGuys on your tail.
(SpyGuy lurks inches away from Avery’s sore, red asshole.)
AVERY: And practically IN my tail if this one’s any indication. Shoo you creepy fuck! Hey, do you think it smells the nut in my ass right now? I’m holding it as long as I can. You know why, right?
INTERVIEWER: Ah yes, because squirrels store nuts. And no, I don’t think it can smell- it doesn’t have a nose. Again, I think it’s just an algorithm.
So here we have the first and probably ONLY animated entrant in the Brutal Ballers anthro chara design project.
I’ve wanted to draw this guy for as long as I’ve been doing this series, but when I actually started, it took way longer than I ever imagined. There’s definitely a reason why most animation doesn’t have a ton of detail and shading.
But I really wanted a smooth morph, so it was important to fully render all 3 of those transition frames to the same level as the two main keyframes.
(The semi-transparent elements get really compressed when saved as an animated GIF so please also check out the still PNG versions below.)
Read Blowhard’s interview and then become my patron on Patreon to see this spunky twink and his little nub become a burly beast packing a fat sea monster!
BLOWHARD: It’s not hair, it’s spines.
INTERVIEWER: Oh? It looks a lot like hair.
BLOWHARD: Well I’m part human so that shouldn’t seem that unusual.
INTERVIEWER: Yes but you rarely see a fish with hair.
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT’S NOT HAIR, IT’S SPINES! FUCKIN AYE, BRO CAN WE DROP IT?!
INTERVIEWER: Yikes! Ok, please don’t hurt me! Those spikes are serious!
BLOWHARD: Spines, dude, not spikes. And yea, it’s the ultimate defense mechanism.
INTERVIEWER: I’ll say. Are guys in the league threatened by you?
BLOWHARD: Haha, they better be! But nah, they’re mostly turned on! Especially the chubby chasers. They like how big and powerful I get in Puff Mode. And they all love how fat and girthy this dick gets!
INTERVIEWER: It does get quite puffy. Have any of them actually had it?
BLOWHARD: Plenty of them.
INTERVIEWER: Can you give me any names?
BLOWHARD: Nope.
INTERVIEWER: How about a hint?
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) I SAID NO! DON’T ASK ME AGAIN!
INTERVIEWER: Ok, sure. It’s just a little surprising because most of the guys say they’re afraid of your spikes. I mean spines!
BLOWHARD: Really? Well tell them not to be afraid. I can go Puff Mode without spines.
INTERVIEWER: Interesting! Can you do that now?
BLOWHARD: I don’t feel like it.
INTERVIEWER: So you’re saying you can control separate aspects of your Puff Mode, as you call it. Can you stay small and only put your dick in puff mode?
BLOWHARD: Of course I can.
INTERVIEWER: And you won’t do it now?
BLOWHARD: Not right now. I gotta be turned on.
INTERVIEWER: Fine. And for the record, Maelstrom, the giant octopus, known for topping multiple twinks at the same time, says he preferred your twink form last night.
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) I’D LIKE TO MOVE ON TO ANOTHER TOPIC! NOW!
INTERVIEWER: Fair enough. Can you explain why your jersey isn’t covered in holes right now?
BLOWHARD: Oh no one told you? Our jerseys are nanotech. They can appear and disappear whenever we want, sometimes float around us with sparkles and shit, like Sailor Moon. That’s how you guys in the media get all those half naked pics of us.
INTERVIEWER: Really?
BLOWHARD: Yea, man, how do you think the cow and the reindeer get a shirt on?
INTERVIEWER: I don’t know… seems a little convenient.
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) FUCKIN’ MAGIC CLOTHES IS TOTALLY A THING MAN!
INTERVIEWER: A very implausible thing…
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) DA FUCK MAN GET OFF MY BACK! IRON MAN DID THAT SHIT IN THE LAST MOVIE! WE CAN TOO! YOU ASK TOO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS!
INTERVIEWER: Security bots!


Was all set to have a very low key birthday when I opened up Twitter to the most awesome surprise! HeadingSouthArt is one of my favorite erotica artists and it was quite touching to read that story about my pirate drawings from 10 years ago.
It’s been a really long time since I’ve gotten fan art and this is the very first one featuring my anthro OCs, so it’s pretty fuggin’ exciting! HeadingSouthArt totally nails Crag and Blistr. I love all the attention to detail, particularly in their sneakers and careful placement of Blistr’s body fuzz.
Totally unprepared for the overwhelming response to this piece and to Blistr in general! I mean, I knew Blistr was one of my strongest character designs; have heard it before. But it’s entirely different to read all the positive feedback about this character in realtime on Twitter. HeadingSouthArt has a TON of followers, many reacting to Blistr for the first time.
I had to quickly scramble to post my older drawings of him; some uncensored for the first time:



Thanks so much to both HeadingSouthArt and WolfDragonBlood for taking the time out to draw my characters and make this birthday way more special than I was expecting! Follow and support both of these super talented artists right away!
More from this series:

(2007) A particularly creative year for me, came up with tons of characters I use a lot, including this guy. At the time I got flack for drawing “another skinny Santa.” But I think he holds up as a unique design. Watch the GIF for both clothed and naked versions!

(2008) Trying to evoke those cheesy X-rated holiday cards. Love his outfit here.

(2011) Definitely upping the sleaze factor. The well-fucked-elf theme seems to stick going forward…

(2012) Most proud of the disgusting story this illustration tells and the fact that I came up with all of it in like a day. Also love the color blocking here.
And a MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS to me for actually getting a new holiday related piece out! (For some reason that’s been difficult these past few years…)

Life drawing turned into Dominic, an original character who’s concept is Goldilocks meets monster-dicked hairy muscle beast. Colored pencil and markers, including neons, which don’t scan, which I still find fascinating. Full version here on my Patreon!
Drew Supes in traditional media for my last show knowing he’d sell. When I showed the buyer all the process pics of the piece on my phone, he admitted liking a version before I added all that epic body hair. So I said I’d shoot him over a digital smooth version, but of course, while putting that together, I got the urge to add another version. So enjoy my first shot at Black Superman! Full versions on my Patreon but here’s the other times I’ve drawn him for good measure!




3rd drawing of my anthro spider. Even though I’m going for scary, which I do sorta get– I also can’t help but think he’s kinda adorable too. Like almost in a muppety way.

Yea, they all can’t be hung. I like his face here– I really wanted a different expression than the angry look in my first drawing of him.
So Inferno grudgingly agrees to model at the drawing studio. But he wasn’t prepared for what the feeling of dozens of horned up artist’s eyes on his furry muscular bod would do to his tygantuan dick.
That’s when he remembers this is erotic figure drawing and he can indeed touch himself, albeit subtly. But with arms locked in this dynamic pose for several more minutes how’s a fiery orange hunk supposed to take care of his persistently stiffening big cat cock? That’s when pays to have a tail! Full version on my Patreon!



