Category Archives: Marvel

Aug 08 2007
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Saggy Boobed Rogue

By | Marvel, rant, toys, X-Men | 6 Comments
I figure it’s been a while since I’ve tortured my readers with a random rant-a-licious post, so here we go. My younger bro bought me a Psylocke Marvel Legends action figure a little while ago, and I really liked it. She was very well articulated, and sculpted nicely. Plus, she was the exact same size as my Chun-Li and Cammy action figures from the Sota Street Fighter line. Now, the Sota Street Fighters are some really top-notch toys, man. They’re all beautifully sculpted and have great articulation and they’re all in perfect proportion to each other.

So, the pluses Psylocke had in her corner convinced me to try and grab all the X-Men from the Marvel Legends line. I’ve been grabbing them on eBay for the past few weeks and I have to say, I’m SORELY disappointed.

Well, some of them aren’t terrible. I’d give the Cyclops, Professor X, and Bishop toys a good review (particularly Bishop because each of his fingers is articulated, meaning he can flip you the bird, as I’ve done in my photo above– haah!)


But what’s bad about these toys is that none of them are the right size in relation to each other! It’s so maddening! Storm and Emma have these ridiculously tiny heads! And don’t even get me started on Rogue. She is HIDEOUS! Her face looks like Blanche on the Golden Girls! And she’s a GIGANTIC toy! She towers over all my male figures– like a full head taller then Gambit, Angel, and Nightcrawler. What’s worse is her head itself– it’s ridiculously big. And she’s not articulated like any of the other female Legends characters. She has a weird butt, droopy boobs, and she kinda has a fupa. It makes me most mad because since this figure is rare, she sells for a LOT on eBay.

So yeah, the Marvel Legends action figures are kind-of luck of the draw. If you want one or two, go ahead– because they’re kinda cool. But don’t try to collect a bunch of them, because they’ll all look like they’re made from different companies. That is all.

Dec 17 2006
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Recent Update

By | Anti-Heroes, Fan Art, hairy, Marvel, muscles, Tai, wet, X-Men, xxx | 10 Comments
Last night, I updated my Anti-Heroes site with a ton of new stuffs. Thought I’d mention all of it here just in case.

First, you’ll notice two new X-Men remixes: Nightcrawler and Cyclops. I friggin’ LOVE Nightcrawler. He’s just the cutest thing in Marvel comics, hands down. I hate how they have him studying to be a priest though. Lame. I liked the swash-buckling, smooth-talking, happy-go-lucky blueboy from the old days.
And next on good-ol’ Cyke, I chose to make him pretty damned sexy because I’m sick of people hating on him so. I feel like all my buddies who like the series all hate Scotty. I don’t mind the guy. I think he’s an important character. I wish that they’d make more fun of how he moves from one X-telepath to the next though. (Jean, Psylocke, Emma)

Then, I whipped up a little present for my boy, Patrick Fillion. Here we got Space Cadet! I originally wanted to do Demios but shyed away because I’m gonna do demons in an issue of Anti-Heroes. This Space Cadet drawing is one of few that I’ve peciled in non-photo blue. Blue pencil is good to work in because the theory is that xerox, cameras, and scanners don’t pick up the blue. That’s in theory though. My scanner picked it up. But, I will say that cleaning the blue out was much easier than cleaning out graphite.

Finally, I’ve posted the censored version of one of the new splash pages I did for Anti-Heroes#3. I put the sketch up months ago and had been working on the colors ever since. I like the way it came out. I definitely recommend starting a drawing and then coming back to it weeks later. It almost feels like touching up someone else’s work. You end up looking at it with totally new eyes.

Why is it censored? Well, this is my incentive to get folks to buy my comix. This is the first in a series of teasers I’m going to give people for issue 3 of Anti-Heroes.

Dec 08 2006
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Colossus REMIX

By | Fan Art, Marvel, muscles, X-Men, xxx | 10 Comments
So after a few weeks of feeling super-guilty for not having posted porn here for almost a month since I started the thing, I’ve finally uploaded something I’m sure all you fanboys will enjoy: the X-Rated version of my Colossus Remix!

As many of you know, I redesigned all my favorite mutants with cute, ostentatious, bulgy, breasty, hippy costumes. Then, I made pornographic versions of the male ones, starting with Northstar and Banshee. Continuing the theme, I animated the stills in Flash with Beast, Wolverine, Gambit, and Angel.


Next up was Colossus. I was always pretty happy with my original base drawing for the Colossus Remix. So, I was thrilled to finally get to the X-Rated version. But then, I noticed that his pose is super-similar to another Colossus drawing I did years ago. I’ve been really conscious of trying to avoid repitition in my pin-ups lately, so I almost went back and redrew the original base for Colossus Remix. But then I was like, “Fuck that, too much work.” So yeah, I’m aware that I’ve almost directly ripped myself off with this one and while that does bother me a little, I remind myself that the remixed one goes well in the series.

And yeah, I know his weenie is pretty frightening. Well, the thing is– it’s gonna HAVE to be bigger than all the rest of the guys simply becasue… duh, it’s Colossus. We just won’t think about who’s gonna take that thing. (poor Kitty!)