With the exception of last year’s Panther Cakes, I can’t seem to sell any pieces with my anthro characters. Remedy that by stopping by the art fair and buying this sequel featuring Blistr, my most popular anthro. I can’t be the only one into striped body hair!
Category Archives: Brutal Ballers
Daydream In Repose (2019)
Another life drawing from a 10 minute pose becomes the vehicle for revealing the front side of my unicorn, Daydream! Previously we’d only seen his yoked back and big meaty bum.
Many artistic revelations while working on this guy but the easiest one to explain is: I’m pretty sure the only thing I love drawing as much as genitalia is hair.
And for my patrons on Patreon, enjoy five drawings of Daydream’s enormous horse cock getting hard and then spooging a fountain of rainbow sperm, all strung together for another of my erection animations!
Oh- and HAPPY PRIDE! Try to get laid.
INTERVIEWER: I’m here with one of our newest players, CloudStrike, a beautiful hawk man. Yunno, I’m not usually into bird guys but I have to admit, you’re very handsome.
CLOUDSTRIKE: Ah, so I’m supposed to be flattered that you’re feeling abnormal? This is off to great start.
INTERVIEWER: Uh sorry. I’m just looking at your sexy introduction card and am amazed what a great shot this is. Awesome Magneto pose, very regal.
CLOUDSTRIKE: Thanks though I wouldn’t use the word regal to describe me. Maybe noble.
INTERVIEWER: Strike two, alrighty then. Well, your hairstyle is very cool.
CLOUDSTRIKE: Yea, ya like that? Inspired by old school Webby. You know who that is, right?
INTERVIEWER: Yes, Duck Tales, of course! Loving the reboot!
CLOUDSTRIKE: I’m really turned off by those awful square heads on the kids. There’s a reason the nephews have looked the same since the 30’s. Cuz they were adorable! Circular heads are adorable. These new square heads look… jowly.
INTERVIEWER: Um, sure. So back to your portrait. I think the best part of the image is that nice thick hard BBC you’re sporting in the nude version. I love BBC!
CLOUDSTRIKE: I thought you weren’t into bird cock.
INTERVIEWER: Oh no, that B stands for black.
CLOUDSTRIKE: Wow, racist and birdist. Are we done yet, bro?
INTERVIEWER: Gah, I need to get one positive response from you or I may lose my job. So um… what special skills are you bringing to Brutal Ballers?
CLOUDSTRIKE: Insanely incredible eyesight. Imagine seeing 8K in every direction all the time. It’s a blessing and a curse.
INTERVIEWER: What would be the downside?
CLOUDSTRIKE: I’ll answer your question with another question. Are your pores bigger than other humans? Cuz they look like craters to me.
INTERVIEWER: Yunno what, yea let’s end this. And for the record, you’re not into me right?
CLOUDSTRIKE: Uh, hard no. I’ll tell ya what though, do you have a connection to Reboot Launchpad? Cuz he can definitely get it.
INTERVIEWER: I don’t, dude. Sorry.
(Uncensored version of CloudStrike is on my Patreon page here!)
A rare 3-man life drawing sketch becomes 3 of my apex predator anthro characters and then later becomes a much more elaborate story, expanding way beyond the original 3 subjects of the piece. World-building comes very easy for me. Full version on my Patreon!
INTERVIEWER: I’m here in the locker room with Avery the squirrel boy who only moments ago experienced his first gangbang broadcast here on Brutal Ballers Live. How are you feeling right now, Avery?
AVERY: Exhausted. Kinda dizzy. But mostly satisfied. And a quick correction, buddy. That wasn’t my first gangbang. Just the first one caught on camera. I’ve never had so many SpyGuys on me at once.
INTERVIEWER: To clarify for the audience, SpyGuys are what the Ballers call the floating camera bots that are a way of life here in the Ballosphere. They’re why we get those awesome shots in the Basketbrawl games and all those great angles in the league’s after-hours private lives.
AVERY: Yea well a lot of us find them annoying. If the punishment wasn’t so severe, I’d smash them more often. And I know we’re told they’re not sentient but I kinda believe they are.
INTERVIEWER: I’ve heard the algorithm they’re programmed with is very sophisticated. As I understand it though, SpyGuys only really follow the most popular Ballers, correct?
AVERY: Yea, first of all, fuck you. And secondly, yes. I do enjoy more privacy than most. I’m a whore for cock, not airtime.
INTERVIEWER: Well it seems from the ratings you just racked up that you’re going to have get used to a lot more SpyGuys on your tail.
(SpyGuy lurks inches away from Avery’s sore, red asshole.)
AVERY: And practically IN my tail if this one’s any indication. Shoo you creepy fuck! Hey, do you think it smells the nut in my ass right now? I’m holding it as long as I can. You know why, right?
INTERVIEWER: Ah yes, because squirrels store nuts. And no, I don’t think it can smell- it doesn’t have a nose. Again, I think it’s just an algorithm.
Jolly Villevillage (2019)
I love how Jolly’s drawings of my OC’s convey their personalities while still hitting the mark on the bare feet fetish. Great job, Jolly– thanks so much! Particularly proud of these because I’m sometimes insecure in my decision to give my anthros human feet. Furries generally like paws. But yunno, almost equally, Furries like feet too. I love that about Furries– no one agrees on anything.
BLOWHARD: It’s not hair, it’s spines.
INTERVIEWER: Oh? It looks a lot like hair.
BLOWHARD: Well I’m part human so that shouldn’t seem that unusual.
INTERVIEWER: Yes but you rarely see a fish with hair.
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT’S NOT HAIR, IT’S SPINES! FUCKIN AYE, BRO CAN WE DROP IT?!
INTERVIEWER: Yikes! Ok, please don’t hurt me! Those spikes are serious!
BLOWHARD: Spines, dude, not spikes. And yea, it’s the ultimate defense mechanism.
INTERVIEWER: I’ll say. Are guys in the league threatened by you?
BLOWHARD: Haha, they better be! But nah, they’re mostly turned on! Especially the chubby chasers. They like how big and powerful I get in Puff Mode. And they all love how fat and girthy this dick gets!
INTERVIEWER: It does get quite puffy. Have any of them actually had it?
BLOWHARD: Plenty of them.
INTERVIEWER: Can you give me any names?
INTERVIEWER: How about a hint?
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) I SAID NO! DON’T ASK ME AGAIN!
INTERVIEWER: Ok, sure. It’s just a little surprising because most of the guys say they’re afraid of your spikes. I mean spines!
BLOWHARD: Really? Well tell them not to be afraid. I can go Puff Mode without spines.
INTERVIEWER: Interesting! Can you do that now?
BLOWHARD: I don’t feel like it.
INTERVIEWER: So you’re saying you can control separate aspects of your Puff Mode, as you call it. Can you stay small and only put your dick in puff mode?
BLOWHARD: Of course I can.
INTERVIEWER: And you won’t do it now?
BLOWHARD: Not right now. I gotta be turned on.
INTERVIEWER: Fine. And for the record, Maelstrom, the giant octopus, known for topping multiple twinks at the same time, says he preferred your twink form last night.
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) I’D LIKE TO MOVE ON TO ANOTHER TOPIC! NOW!
INTERVIEWER: Fair enough. Can you explain why your jersey isn’t covered in holes right now?
BLOWHARD: Oh no one told you? Our jerseys are nanotech. They can appear and disappear whenever we want, sometimes float around us with sparkles and shit, like Sailor Moon. That’s how you guys in the media get all those half naked pics of us.
BLOWHARD: Yea, man, how do you think the cow and the reindeer get a shirt on?
INTERVIEWER: I don’t know… seems a little convenient.
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) FUCKIN’ MAGIC CLOTHES IS TOTALLY A THING MAN!
INTERVIEWER: A very implausible thing…
BLOWHARD: (Puff Mode) DA FUCK MAN GET OFF MY BACK! IRON MAN DID THAT SHIT IN THE LAST MOVIE! WE CAN TOO! YOU ASK TOO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS!
INTERVIEWER: Security bots!
Embarrassed over his huge bull-balls, our minotaur has been putting off posing for Life Drawing.
Heavy sack sitting comfortably, RoundUp concentrates on being still, lost in thought, not realizing his manhood steadily plumping up to a beef pillar almost as unwieldy as his nuts.
After milking it, the immense volume of spooge (though unsurprising given aforementioned big bull bag) is truly moo-ving!
Clean alternates are here, full version with erection animation and leche-shot HERE on my Patreon!
Was all set to have a very low key birthday when I opened up Twitter to the most awesome surprise! HeadingSouthArt is one of my favorite erotica artists and it was quite touching to read that story about my pirate drawings from 10 years ago.
It’s been a really long time since I’ve gotten fan art and this is the very first one featuring my anthro OCs, so it’s pretty fuggin’ exciting! HeadingSouthArt totally nails Crag and Blistr. I love all the attention to detail, particularly in their sneakers and careful placement of Blistr’s body fuzz.
Totally unprepared for the overwhelming response to this piece and to Blistr in general! I mean, I knew Blistr was one of my strongest character designs; have heard it before. But it’s entirely different to read all the positive feedback about this character in realtime on Twitter. HeadingSouthArt has a TON of followers, many reacting to Blistr for the first time.
I had to quickly scramble to post my older drawings of him; some uncensored for the first time:
Thanks so much to both HeadingSouthArt and WolfDragonBlood for taking the time out to draw my characters and make this birthday way more special than I was expecting! Follow and support both of these super talented artists right away!
More from this series:
(2007) A particularly creative year for me, came up with tons of characters I use a lot, including this guy. At the time I got flack for drawing “another skinny Santa.” But I think he holds up as a unique design. Watch the GIF for both clothed and naked versions!
(2008) Trying to evoke those cheesy X-rated holiday cards. Love his outfit here.
(2011) Definitely upping the sleaze factor. The well-fucked-elf theme seems to stick going forward…
(2012) Most proud of the disgusting story this illustration tells and the fact that I came up with all of it in like a day. Also love the color blocking here.
And a MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS to me for actually getting a new holiday related piece out! (For some reason that’s been difficult these past few years…)
Enjoying the afterglow of a successful exhibition this past weekend! Phenomenal #DickArt by me and 11 other artists on every wall! Ironically, the gay erotic art crowd understood and appreciated my furry work better than the furries at Anthrocon. This newest attempt at colored pencil on black paper featuring my anthro panther Newton was one of the first to sell!