Aw I miss drawing someone jerking off in front of me. Even if coming up with ways to censor it are becoming the most difficult step in the process. The toothless piranha plant inspires some interesting fantasies but it’s really just to cover big daddy Bowser’s fat cock, monster balls and hairy anus which you can see on my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44458598!
Category Archives: Nintendo
Some form of Toad fan art happens from me every few years so to make it different this time, I wanted to see what he’d look like big, hairy and scary.
A fair amount of agonizing over the shape of his cock, trying to make it look like a type of mushroom. Then I realized… my normal dick shapes already look like mushrooms. No need to make a crazy shape that’s not sexy.
But in addition to shape, the other mushroom callback in Myke’s monster is the psychedelic color. I’ve never been more proud to be turned on by magenta and acid green.
Anthro fun guy in progress… pic.twitter.com/rQwS9YE21n
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A long time ago I was working on a zine project about types of dudes I like but I abandoned the project even though I had all these great drawings of sexy dudes! Hot con boy is en route to the booth with the dragon dildos! X version is on my Patreon! If you like my art, please support!
More from that sexy Big Guy / Little Guy figure drawing session. Had to turn them into this pair because A) I am so lately loving using the big man in MarioKart Wii, wantonly barreling into mother fuckers with complete abandon as they scream and fly off the screen.
And B) because I love any excuse to reiterate my favorite piece of text ever:
From the original Mario 2 instruction book. God, I just love it. So random and strangely written.
Oh, and “Lick My Pit” is fabulously cummy and uncensored on
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A simultaneous multiplayer platformer. My prayers have been answered. And finally my dream of being able to play as Toad punching Yoshi in the face can be realized!
So, I have been playing MarioKart Wii. Remember, I vowed not to buy any Mario games that didn’t include my boy, Toad as a playable character. Well, he’s in it and is once again an excellent competitor. I kinda can’t stand his voice though. Why do they make him sound like such a tool? And I don’t like how he doesn’t get legs. What’s that all about? Ok, I realize in his first game as a playable character he was a sprite swap of some guy in baggy pants and a turban. But what if us old school purists liked that Toad best?!I’ll be scrolling through my albums on my mp3 player and when people see me go through my game soundtracks, they’ll see the original game covers and get all wide-eyed like, “wow– do you have all those games on your iphone?!?” And I smile and say, “no– just the music!” And then they give me a weird look and back away slowly. What can I say? I LOVE GAME MUSIC!
10) Act 1 (Ms. Pac-Man)
I always thought this tune was a little too jazzy and dramatic for the love story of two yellow circles.
09) T.Hawk (Super Street Fighter 2)
He was my least favorite guy in that game– but I loved his theme. MEKSHIKO!
08) Flying Stage (Rocket Knight Adventures)
One of Konami’s best little-known titles, it had a great mascot (very Smash Bros. worthy) and great music throughout.
07) The Ocean (Vectorman)
This one is good with headphones. In this game’s options menu, under ‘music’ it read “click off if you don’t like good music.”
06) Sandopolis Zone (Sonic & Knuckles)
They really get down in old Sonic games, don’t they?
05) Dreamer (Streets of Rage 2)
From stage 3– where you walk around beating the shit out of people at the amusement park.
04) Gemini Man (Mega Man 3)
It manages to be kinda spooky yet super groovy at the same time– definitely the Thriller of NES game music.
03) Begin Treasure Hunting (Kirby SuperStar)
This is here mostly because it is WAY too epic to be in a Kirby game. It sounds like you’re on a grand quest to save medieval Europe.
02) African Mines (Duck Tales)
I used to time Scrooge’s jumping sound to the beat of the music. If he was ever off beat, it was bad luck.
01) Juggernaut (Marvel Super Heroes)
It’s somewhat dangerous for me to walk around with this playing on my ipod because I get so into it that I wanna punch through glass screaming maniacally like Juggernaut’s voice actor.
Whilst fiendishly perusing the Humplex one day, I came across something that really piqued my interest (other than all the cum drenched hotties, I mean.)
Humbuged had some pics that he’d drawn on his Nintendo DS. Being the annoying guppie that I am, I always have the latest tekkie gizmos. Before I got my iPhone, I had a really amazing pocket PC smart-phone that was super customizable. At the time, I was friggin’ obsessed with finding a good digital painting program for it. But alas, none of them really worked.
I dunno why I was/am so preoccupied with a portable digital painter. So needless to say, when I discovered that I could get one for my trusty lil’ DS, I jumped all over that!
The application is called Colors! and it is a homebrew game created by Jens Andersson. It keeps things incredibly simple for ease of use. And the resulting works can look really amazing. I was never a real lover of any traditional media other than a pens and pencils, but this program makes it look like I can watercolor with the beat of ’em! Haha
My favorite feature of the game is that it records every single brushstroke so you can view an animation of the progress of your drawing! I’m so enamoured with this game, it’s not even funny. The only real problem is since I only really play with it in public (on the subway) I can’t really draw anything all that raunchy. When you have a DS or PSP or whatever, it’s a given that folks are gonna look over your shoulder. I don’t know if I could take the guilt of exposing some impressionable young tyke to a giant cartoon cock.
So we bought a Nintendo Wii a few months ago– not because there are any cool games for it or anything– just to keep up our appearance as the obnoxious gay yuppies that have every new tekkie thing to come out.
One of the coolest thing about the Wii is the interface. You can create little avatars called Miis and play as them in certain Wii games (like WiiSports and WiiPlay.) Of course, I made the Anti-Heroes, as you can see below.
And below, take a look at some of the other Miis I made. Back Row: Large Marge and New York. Middle Row: Ripley, Two Weeks, and Nomi Malone. Front Row: Rhoda and Rosie O’Donnell.
Thanks to everyone for the positive response to my 1st post. Now, on to some random esoteric rantings.
What’s up with Nintendo dissing my boy Toad lately?! He’s not playable Mario Hoops and is reduced to a race in MarioStrikers! Maaan, these were the 2 games I’ve sooo been wating for! Ever since Acme All Stars , I’ve been wanting a soccer or basketball game featuring cute characters I like with cool moves and powers.
What’s up with Nintendo dissing my boy Toad lately?! He’s not playable Mario Hoops and is reduced to a race in MarioStrikers! Maaan, these were the 2 games I’ve sooo been wating for! Ever since Acme All Stars , I’ve been wanting a soccer or basketball game featuring cute characters I like with cool moves and powers.
And what do they do? Downplay the coolest character they ever came up with! I’m sorry, how does DAISY get a spot on MarioHoops and not Toad? Toad is one of the first! That’s who everyone picked to beat Mario2! And he was the man in the old Mario Cartoon, too.
So yeah, if anyone at Nintendo is reading this, note that I am not buying any more Mario games until Toad is playable again.
