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Hello all. Was gonna hold onto this for a while, but didn’t want my nutso rant to be the top post for too long, so here ya go! This is Timemonkey’s OC, “Pulsar.”
Yearly Archives: 2012
Sorry for the all caps heading but I’m somewhat infuriated by what’s making me have to write this. You may have noticed your browser or antivirus software actively blocking my blog for the past few days. The lovely ridiculously alarmist pages will usually say something like “GET OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL GET A VIRUS!” etc.
THIS IS NOT TRUE! If you know how, feel free to BYPASS these warnings.
There are no viruses on my blog and there is no malware on my blog. What your attack detection software was picking up was apparently one of the “ads” in the AdBrite circulation.
I had a link to AdBrite (just another bullshit ad network) at the bottom of my blog and some asshole fuckface uploaded his stupid “attack” to AdBrite’s network. This means that whoever is partnered with AdBrite (including me) has a chance of displaying this anusface’s “attack” link.
Apparently Google only found the attack link present on my blog once in the past 90 days. But I guess that’s enough for me to make it onto their stupid automated list of evil sites and get a lovely “DON’T EVER COME HERE” screen.
Needless to say, I removed the AdBrite code. AdBrite is a poor excuse for an ad network.
And once again, I’m having to beg and plead with Google to stop fucking with my web presence. FUck them. That’s why their mobile OS is a piece of shit.
So to recap, there are NO VIRUSES on my site. The warning should go away soon, but even if it doesn’t, my site is 100% safe. Google bots can go to hell, AdBrite can definitely go to hell and dickless, talentless, wastes of flesh losers who spend their days coding malware? Well, your hell is just your meaningless excuse of a life.
AS OF 2010, NORTHSTAR HAS CANONICALLY SLEPT WITH HERCULES!!! Granted, this has to have been off-panel, but the fact that Marvel would even hint at this is astounding to me! What’s more– the implication that all these other characters know seem to KNOW about said affair is amazing!
Have I just not been paying attention to all the Hercules/Northstar fan-art there SHOULD be out there… Or are you guys just sleeping on this and not producing any? Either way, this is my official call to arms for slash artists! It’s been my dream for years to canonically give Jean-Paul a fling with another superhero (not some random bs double-minority side character completely devoid of personality and fan appeal.) Let’s do it!
In thinking of it more in the terms of tradition, it makes me tolerate the kids a lot more. Rachel, Cable, Nate and Hope have never been that high on my list of X-Characters I love– but since I’m so gaga for all the Scott/Jean stuff of the 80’s and 90’s, I’ve gotta make room in my heart for their would-be kids.
A few things I’d like to clarify in good ol’ fashioned internet fan-boy rant style:
1) Modern Marvel seems to be writing the Phoenix entity as if the last thing they read was the Dark Phoenix saga. Yes, it was epic– but things have happened since to change how these characters interpret those events. Namely, the fact that Jean WAS NOT possessed. The Phoenix entity REPLACED Jean. Having the Phoenix just hop from one body to another willy nilly really negates all the creative work that was put into Jean’s resurrection.
2) I will be really angry if Hope turns out to be Jean reborn. She’s not like Jean– her personality is too different. Hope really needs to be some sort of Cyclops/Jean offspring like the rest. Use Phoenix, use clones, use Sinister or alt-realities– whatever you have to use– just please don’t make her teen Jean. Also, here’s to hoping Hope does something really horrible when she gets the Phoenix power, because Bishop needs to be vindicated. It’s bullshit he was written out because of her.
PS: this piece was almost going to be in the Brady Bunch grid format.
PPS: Please no “Where’s Havok/Vulcan/Corsair” comments. I purposefully meant to choose Cyke, the iterations of Jean, and their “children.”
And so it comes full circle! Mrs. Moral AKA Miss California the Pageant Queen’s secret of loving boy cum… comes out! LOL. Commissioned piece. ENJOY!
Anaconda has somehow found out Mrs. Moral’s secret identity as a pageant queen! Not even her hired security guard, Moral Boy (secretly her son) is enough to stop Anaconda’s monstrous anaconda from cumming on her tits! Commissioned piece. ENJOY!
