Why? Because I finally cranked out what was easily the most complex, extensive and meticulous personal commission I have ever undertaken.
Every requested detail in all five pieces is painstakingly included: the dark smelly socks and boots, the tickling, the peacock feathers, the tears, the laughing gas, the varying amounts of semen… See, I take care of my clients. 😉
Many of the original erotic life drawings you’ve seen on this site will be available, raw and unphotoshopped! Stop by, say hi, and BUY!
Commissioned piece featuring the client’s OC, Nexus, Zell from Final Fantasy and everyone’s favorite why-isn’t-he-freakin-canonically-gay-by-now superhero, Iceman. TUMBLR LINK
Commissioned piece. What can I say? These ladies like gay superhero spooge. TUMBLR LINK.
Two minutes earlier, over-confident Drake completely ignores Beaubier’s warning to be a little more cautious with his latest endeavor. “I’m old-school, dude! I know what I’m doing!” But no matter how much experience and training he has, he quickly learns that his superhero skills aren’t quite transferrable when taking the eager teenaged lizard boy’s enormous gut-punishing phallus.
Commissioned by Timemonkey. Enjoy!
“I know Anole’s there. Bobby doesn’t see– he’s too distracted. But I can feel it. I can feel teenage eyes staring… hear an eager tongue dooling… smell the precum from that monster lizard cock. I’m going to give this boy a bit of a show. Let’s see how long he’ll last…”
LOL- Commissioned by Timemonkey. Enjoy!
Rick: Come on, Bruce! That all you got?
Bruce: Don’t make me mad, Rick…
Rick: My finger’s worked me over better than this… oh wait a minute… HOLY FUCK!
Hulk: RAAAAAH!!! HULK POUND!!! HULK CUM!!!
(Can’t see the animation above? Here’s a gif of it.)
(If you can’t view Flash, click here to see the gif version, which is a bit grainier.)
Hello all. Was gonna hold onto this for a while, but didn’t want my nutso rant to be the top post for too long, so here ya go! This is Timemonkey’s OC, “Pulsar.”
In thinking of it more in the terms of tradition, it makes me tolerate the kids a lot more. Rachel, Cable, Nate and Hope have never been that high on my list of X-Characters I love– but since I’m so gaga for all the Scott/Jean stuff of the 80’s and 90’s, I’ve gotta make room in my heart for their would-be kids.
A few things I’d like to clarify in good ol’ fashioned internet fan-boy rant style:
1) Modern Marvel seems to be writing the Phoenix entity as if the last thing they read was the Dark Phoenix saga. Yes, it was epic– but things have happened since to change how these characters interpret those events. Namely, the fact that Jean WAS NOT possessed. The Phoenix entity REPLACED Jean. Having the Phoenix just hop from one body to another willy nilly really negates all the creative work that was put into Jean’s resurrection.
2) I will be really angry if Hope turns out to be Jean reborn. She’s not like Jean– her personality is too different. Hope really needs to be some sort of Cyclops/Jean offspring like the rest. Use Phoenix, use clones, use Sinister or alt-realities– whatever you have to use– just please don’t make her teen Jean. Also, here’s to hoping Hope does something really horrible when she gets the Phoenix power, because Bishop needs to be vindicated. It’s bullshit he was written out because of her.
PS: this piece was almost going to be in the Brady Bunch grid format.
PPS: Please no “Where’s Havok/Vulcan/Corsair” comments. I purposefully meant to choose Cyke, the iterations of Jean, and their “children.”
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