My pal Lucky Sanford drew this for my birthday last month! Such an awesome drawing! I really love the way he renders. Thanks a ton, Lucky! And check out his blog for more gorgeously rendered toon dudes!
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So on the poll, I’ve been doing on DA, FA, Y! and now here, hippo was among the first to be suggested by more than one person. So, here you go: Ruffhouse, the agro hippo!
And of course I had to do this guy. No one suggested a lion so I figured I’d put his nude version on the Members Gallery. Check it out– he’s king of the jungle for a reason!
So Tirade has a bit of history. This guy says he wants a mascot design for a gay football team: The Chelsea Cocks. So I give him this sketch and he’s not happy with it, saying “It just looks like a guy in a chicken suit.” (um… duh, that’s what cock mascot would look like, dumbass.) He says he needs it to be “masculine; like a real football mascot” so I ask him to pull reference for me and he sends me a team logo with a cartoon hawk’s head in profile.
So I give him sketch 2 but he doesn’t respond. Dickless loser. Have the balls to at least send an email, yunno? Personally, I think he realized his pun wasn’t so clever halfway through commissioning me. Don’t you love this type of client? The ones who need someone to illustrate how dumb their ideas are? lol. Anyways, I ended up turning sketch 1 into a character.
No real history here… except for the fact that this may be my very first tentacled character. You’d think that with tentacles being so popular in gay toon pr0n that I’d have done this already… but… I have longstanding issues with tentacle pr0n. For some reason, I need to know where the tentacles are coming from– like I need to see the creature. Also, I can’t suspend my disbelief if the tentacles are dicks. Cuz like— an aroused dick isn’t be all prehensile and wiggly, yunno? I’ve written too much on this subject. Oh yea, Maelstrom’s 9th appendage is viewable in anti-heroes.net → members gallery. Enjoy!
Unused Freelance boy now reclaimed and turned into an Anti-Heroes.net character. He is playing a big part in a few stories I’m working on…
Meet Swipe– a cute, twinky, clepto raccoon…
And now Inferno, the tiger– strong, driven, stoic and a natural leader… with an enormous dong! Uncensored Version = Anti-Heroes.net > Members Gallery
Why? Because I finally cranked out what was easily the most complex, extensive and meticulous personal commission I have ever undertaken.
Every requested detail in all five pieces is painstakingly included: the dark smelly socks and boots, the tickling, the peacock feathers, the tears, the laughing gas, the varying amounts of semen… See, I take care of my clients. 😉
So yea, MY work will be VERY under $300. Like $50, $30 and even $20. I’m pricing aggressively because not only do I need to get rid of some of this stuff but also… I need monies.
Many of the original erotic life drawings you’ve seen on this site will be available, raw and unphotoshopped! Stop by, say hi, and BUY!
