The finale (or is it) to the Iceman/Northstar series commissioned by Timemonkey. We arrived at this conclusion in a discussion about how Bobby is a senior X-Man and thusly, able to handle tough situations better than most. So maybe he shouldn’t be so green at this point in his fuxscapades.
Building on my image of Iceman (as a cock-craving total power bottom, π ) Timemonkey wanted Bobby to take both Northstar’s fat Canadian bacon AND Anole’s godzillian monster in his boy-poon simultaneously. Timemonkey explained it with comic book science in that Bobby is technically a shapeshifter and should be able to ice-morph his anus and sphincter to accomodate both penises. But honestly, you guys should know I don’t really need an explanation to draw DP. π Enjoy!
OH! Almost forgot! I spent hours creating a STEP BY STEP walkthrough of this piece, since I took the 7 year old one down. So feel free to like look at it or something. π
































So Tirade has a bit of history. This guy says he wants a mascot design for a gay football team: The Chelsea Cocks. So I give him this sketch and he’s not happy with it, saying “It just looks like a guy in a chicken suit.” (um… duh, that’s what cock mascot would look like, dumbass.) He says he needs it to be “masculine; like a real football mascot” so I ask him to pull reference for me and he sends me a team logo with a cartoon hawk’s head in profile.
So I give him sketch 2 but he doesn’t respond. Dickless loser. Have the balls to at least send an email, yunno? Personally, I think he realized his pun wasn’t so clever halfway through commissioning me. Don’t you love this type of client? The ones who need someone to illustrate how dumb their ideas are? lol. Anyways, I ended up turning sketch 1 into a character.






