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Today I give you Karma lookin fierce as hell like the badass Vietnamese lesbian mutant psychic she is!
Shan is often overlooked, something they’ve joke about in recent X-Men comics. Finally it seemed as though she was getting some limelight in the new new New Mutants title. But alas, she’s recently become legless or something. I find it interesting that the two X-Men who have lost limbs are gay.
I’ve made no secret of my lack of love for the Academy X characters.
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There were just way too many of them and too many of them had redundant or unimaginative powers and looks. Also, I resented that they got the “full-fledged major player” treatment so early in their creation while Gen X got the shaft. So I never collected their “New X-Men” books simply because I didn’t believe they deserved that monicker.
But as you can see, here I’m including Mercury, Hellion, and Pixie, prominent Academy X characters. Yes, I have had somewhat of a change of heart. I think Marvel’s decision to either kill or all the worst ones was a bad idea. I try to emote along with the characters I read, so it just feels pretty horrible that nearly an entire cast was murdered due to what’s seen as an editor’s mistake. Yea, letting all those Academy X squads spring up like weeds was a mistake, but killing over half of them was a worse mistake.
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Generation X started off so strong. Those kids were such an interesting group. I really wanted them to go far.
I admit, Chamber wasn’t my favorite on the team. But I very much appreciated his presence and felt he was a much needed jolt to the X-Men franchise.
But there was something I feel like they never really solidified… “What’s under the fire?” They say that his flesh was obliterated when he first used his power, but if there’s nothing there, why is there outline of a chin when he’s covered up?
Well, to solve this conundrun, my version of Jono does have flesh underneath the psi-fire. And let’s just say that maybe underneath it is a sexy angsty rocker boy!
Hey so it’s been a minute since you’ve seen one of these. So here ya go– Another set of figure drawings from the Leslie-Lohman Foundation’s Erotic Drawing Studio.
This week’s model was named Doug. I admit to not being super attracted to Doug when I saw him. He was a good-looking man, but not quite my type.
So I was prepared for a kinda humdrum evening of drawing… that is, of course, until I saw his peepee.
It was one of those long snakey ones, very reminiscent of the kind Mike draws. Now, I’m a girth man, myself, so I admit to being more mystified and confused rather than turned on.
Then, weeks and weeks later, when I scanned all these for the blog, I looked at them in a whole different light. I dunno whether it was because I hadn’t cum in a few days or whether my tastes just suddenly changed, but I definitely got an erection from this series and may or may not have… christened them.
My only explanation for why I was turned on by them now as opposed to initially is that maybe it’s my inner slut shining through. Sometimes, someone I don’t find so hot one day, I’ll find totally fuckable weeks later. I’m a slut, I’m a ho, I’m a freak. Gotta different boy every day of the week.
So here is my special commemorative piece in memory of everyone’s favorite blue X-Elf. In case you haven’t heard, Kurt’s deadski as of last Wednesday. Personally, I think it’s a fake-out. I don’t think Marvel would off such a major mainstay character in such a lame way. So, I’m crossing my fingers.
In the meantime, take a look at all the Nightcrawler drawings I’ve done over the years. Surprisingly, he’s the X-Man I seem to have drawn the most! Oh, and don’t forget to ROLLOVER the pic above to get the extra special floppy blue uncut wet monster version of the piece! 😉
(Left: Kurt’s Balancing Act, 2003. Right: Kurt in Pencil, 2004.)
(Left: Nightcrawler RemiX, 2006. Right: Legendary, 2008.)
I wish they still drew Morrigan with earrings.
Hell, I wish they still DREW Morrigan.
I’ve never been a Shatterstar fan. I didn’t like his look; that doofy mask, the asymmetrical costume and that damned hair! A ponytail I understand… but a ponytail AND pigtails!? Overkill. I also didn’t care for his personality. He felt flat and boring and his background felt ripped off of Longshot, another character I never loved.
As a matter of fact, even his gay love storyline with Rictor wasn’t enough to conjure up some iota of caring for me. But I told myself, “Well I’m definitely drawing Rictor… and these two are Marvel’s hottest gay couple right now. Gay comic boys are going to want both.” So, I kinda HAD to draw Shatterstar.
As a matter of fact, even his gay love storyline with Rictor wasn’t enough to conjure up some iota of caring for me. But I told myself, “Well I’m definitely drawing Rictor… and these two are Marvel’s hottest gay couple right now. Gay comic boys are going to want both.” So, I kinda HAD to draw Shatterstar.
And guess what? Now, I think I like him! I guess I had to see him under my pen. And of course, drawing his cock (on Anti-Heroes.net> Members Gallery > Fan-Boy) also helped. So is it arrogance that the only instance of Shatterstar I care for is my own?
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On Synch, Lobdell was quoted in Wizard saying, “I’m going to do something crazy and introduce a black character into comics who isn’t angry.”
I really liked all the characters in Generation X. I really appreciated the thought and effort that went into these guys’ powers, looks and backstories. Alas, the series petered off into wackness like most x-books in the 90’s, but that doesn’t change the pure strength of those character designs. Each one just seemed so much more depthy than… say… any of the Academy X kids (blegh.)
I really liked all the characters in Generation X. I really appreciated the thought and effort that went into these guys’ powers, looks and backstories. Alas, the series petered off into wackness like most x-books in the 90’s, but that doesn’t change the pure strength of those character designs. Each one just seemed so much more depthy than… say… any of the Academy X kids (blegh.)
Here’s the hilarious thing though. When you Google Image Search “Synch Generation X,” SOOO many porn art pics of the kids in orgies come up. Pretty awesome, huh?
So I’m working on this drawing at work, which is really bad but fuck it, and the straight guy in the next cubicle goes:
Who’s that? Solar Power Girl?
Me: Haha. Nah, her name’s Boom Boom.
Straight Guy in Next Cubicle: Boom Boom? Why is that her name?
Me: Cuz those are bombs.
Straight Guy in Next Cubicle: Fuck yea they are!
Haha– I had to share that exchange with you guys. I always pictured Boom Boom as very sexy and thought it’d be appropriate to give her double D’s.
For my Tabitha design, I called on a bit of her original look with a dash of her 90’s look, with a pinch of Pris from Bladerunner mixed with Anime-Madonna in the opening sequence of Who’s That Girl.
Personality wise, she always reminded me of my high school barber’s girlfriend D’Neil, who was the most delicious trailer parkiest diva ever. This one’s for you D’Neil, wherever you are. Hopefully it’s not obese and bed ridden surrounded by 8 kids in your mobile home. (I’m goin’ to hell.)
Every time I look at my old fanart, the pieces I love the most are everything from my X-Men Remix collection. It combines my 2 main loves: X-Men and character design/redesign.
(Remember, Flash animated raunchy versions of each of the boys are @ Anti-Heroes.net > Members Gallery > Fanboy Gallery. What about the girls? Hey that’s sexist! How dare you think such a thing!)
I’ve expanded it by adding some figure drawings and villian portraits. In fact, here’s a new one featuring everyone’s favorite Malcolm X metaphor, Magneto.
And for the naked low-hangers version,
So now I think it’s time to get down to the nitty gritty and add some more characters to the original set of drawings. I compiled another list of 20 second-tier X-kids to add (because apparently it’s impossible for me to undertake small, simple projects.)
First up is Madrox AKA Multiple Man. Given who I am and what I do, I’m sure you guys don’t need to stretch your imaginations too far to figure out why he was always one of my favorites. As with all my versions of the male X-dudes, there is a naked version out there for you guys to discover. To the left is a preview of said image; full version at Anti-Heroes.net > Members Gallery > Fanboy Gallery.
So who should be next? I mean, I’ve already made my list but maybe you guys can influence the order in which I post em…
