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Rick: Come on, Bruce! That all you got?
Bruce: Don’t make me mad, Rick…
Rick: My finger’s worked me over better than this… oh wait a minute… HOLY FUCK!
Hulk: RAAAAAH!!! HULK POUND!!! HULK CUM!!!
(Can’t see the animation above? Here’s a gif of it.)
AS OF 2010, NORTHSTAR HAS CANONICALLY SLEPT WITH HERCULES!!! Granted, this has to have been off-panel, but the fact that Marvel would even hint at this is astounding to me! What’s more– the implication that all these other characters know seem to KNOW about said affair is amazing!
Have I just not been paying attention to all the Hercules/Northstar fan-art there SHOULD be out there… Or are you guys just sleeping on this and not producing any? Either way, this is my official call to arms for slash artists! It’s been my dream for years to canonically give Jean-Paul a fling with another superhero (not some random bs double-minority side character completely devoid of personality and fan appeal.) Let’s do it!
This week’s model is named Artur, a young Russian guy living in New York as an artist. I’ve seen one of his paintings and it was an amazing nude self portrait. Not a big surprise he’d choose himself as a subject, given his unique beauty. His alabaster skin and pale blue eyes contrast sharply with his jet black hair which coats most of his tall lithe body. Slender from head to toe, excluding his penis which was about as thick as his wrists.
He was reclined and pleasuring himself for the final 20 minute pose but at the end, he hadn’t quite finished. We gave him a few minutes to kinda catch up, but it was late and people were getting antsy, so we kinda clapped and thanked him for posing. He ignored us and just kept going. Eventually he ended up splashing ball juice all over. We clapped again, very happy we waited. But the stubbornness of his completely ignoring the time allotment because he needed to cum felt so very… Russian to me. Is that ethnically insensitive?
Personally, I think Sabretooth is great as a villain. So why have I included AoA Vic and Kyle in my RemiX project? Simple: The slash potential between these two is just too delicious to deny.
“As I look at Kyle, a quivering mess on the floor, reeling from the vicious pounding he just received, I can’t help but wonder if what I did was right. He’s got the mental capacity of a dog. Is he really able to consent to what we do? But when he fingers his dripping hole, takes the finger, puts it in his mouth and smiles, my qualms disappear. He crawls over and begins to lick me, starting at my feet, working his way to what was just in his butt. He wants another go. Dog-boy’s got more stamina than anyone I’ve ever seen… except maybe Logan.”
I’m nasty, huh? lol. TUMBLR LINK
I don’t subscribe to the modern view of Xavier. Modern Xavier is basically a villain. The thing with “Danger” (god what a wack character) and that “Deadly Genesis” bullshit doesn’t exist in my mind. Xavier is not a murderer or manipulator or enslaver.
My Xavier still runs the school and is still the X-Men’s mentor. My Xavier’s dream of peaceful coexistence is still the X-Men’s primary objective. Xavier is based on Martin Luther King Jr. and I think it goes against character to portray him as heartless and irresponsible as he’s been this past decade or so. Not to mention the fact that he’s already had tons of small periods of vilification in the past. It’s just freaking redundant. Every writer thinks they’re doing something poignant by revealing some evil Xavier secret. It’s only poignant to someone who didn’t read the books when the same shit happened before.
I think there are ways to make the man interesting without making him some secretive asshole. You can still give him flaws– flaws that don’t turn him into an evil jerk. Work with his hoards of ladies he’s romanced in the past. The man’s a ho! Work with his obsession with super-heroism; the costumes, codenames– it’s all technically his idea. Work with how he sometimes uncontrollably mentally shouts at his students and then draw the big blue floating head. lol TUMBLR LINK
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