Category Archives: X-Men

A Big Chunk of 2nd Tier X-Men RemiXes

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Ah Rachel. I have a bit of a love-hate relationship with thee.

Dislikes: Her all-powerfullness. When she’s portrayed all young and whiney.

Likes: Her kickass BDSM hound costume and the fierce buzzcut or mullet she rocks. When she’s portrayed as a capable, take-action, “I’ll do this myself, fuck all o’ youze,” BADASS!

Rachel always struck me as one of the butchest X-Men. Her clothes and attitude (half of the time) just screamed touch chick. The other half of the time (and I guess this is Claremont’s and Davis’ way of making her 3-dimensional) she acted like an annoying scared little girl. Like every time she whined about Jean not accepting her, I screamed into my comic like “Bitch, she ain’t your mother! Get over it!” Or when she cried about Scott and Jean neglecting her for Nathan, I’d be all, “You ain’t their kid, honey! You don’t exist in their timeline! Get a grip and go screw Meggan, cuz you know you wanna!” hehe

I was always kind of apathetic towards Strong Guy. In fact, I even went through a phase of thinking the character’s creation was offensive to Italian Americans because his name is Guido.

What made me begin to like this character was his writing under Peter David in the new Madrox and X-Factor books. Yea, I’ll be the first to admit, new X-Factor is kind of slow and depressing. But I like the dialogue and character interactions; particularly between Guido and Madrox. They read like they’ve been best buds forever.

I had a lot of fun drawing Guido. Being that he’s a humorous and stylized character, I felt like I could be a little more whimsical with the drawing. I’m surprised, however, at the lack of erotic Strong Guy fan art on the web. He seems like he’d be right up you guys’ alley, particulatly you bear chasers. Get the nude greasy guido cock version at > Members Gallery > FanBoy.

Even at the innocent age of 11, I could sense that Cable was a fan-service character. And I was totally aware that his presence very much changed the industry, spawning tons of copycat characters and themes. There was no shortage of huge, gun-toting, bad-asses in 90’s comics.

So for a long time I really loathed Cable. He just felt overly important. I also didn’t like that as his popularity grew, he got more and more… conventionally attractive. I really hate when this happens to a comic character. They are introduced with unique physical traits, but a soon as they get popular, they get an extreme makeover– e.g. Cable’s sudden luscious Backstreet Boy locks. I mean, This guy was supposed to be OLDER remember?! Nothing annoys me more than bald men who all of a sudden make up new hairlines for themselves. (cough cough Jeremy Piven)

So MY Cable is an homage to original Cable; the Cable I’ve learned to like. I’m talkin Liefeld Cable… with the receding hairline, strange body proportions, tiny feet, useless straps and belts and buckles and all. Naked hairy daddy version at > Members Gallery > FanBoy.

Nothing really bad to say about my girl, Dom. I love that she casually fucks Cable and Wolverine and whomever she effing wants. Such a fierce bitch.

I really liked Random. I mean, really… liked Random. We’re talking traced the panels, redrew him nude, and… liked… those drawings.

Sure, I recognized he was created to be the Wolverine/Cable of X-Factor, but I appreciated his design and personality a lot. And when his backstory (having the name “Marshall Evanstone III” and being revealed to actually be a formless insecure blob) came out, I fell more in love.

I fleshed out his backstory in my head. It begins with a skinny, nerdy, waspy, queer fledgling young mutant who is alienated by everyone in his life. Secretly, he hangs out/ works at a rough and tumble biker bar. He befriends a big rugged biker and maybe even shares a sordid but passionate fuck or two in the bathroom. Then Dark Beast gets ahold of the kid and performs some experiments. Evil Beast holds the big biker guy hostage and has little Marshall use his powers to perform various evil deeds. Finally when the kid decides he’s had enough and tries to leave, Dark Beast offs the kid’s biker lover. Then, partly as an homage to his lover, Marshall re-imagines himself as Random, this quintessential tough macho guy, who not-so coincidentally looks a lot like poor Marshall’s former lover.

Don’t forget to take a gander at the naked version at > Members Gallery > FanBoy. Since Random is a shape shifter, he can make his cock whatever shape or size he wants

Chaos, Mayhem and Bedlam– Those were the 3 codenames given to a very early incarnation of the Anti-Heroes. This was after they became men (yes, the Anti-Heroes were originally women) but before Marvel introduced Jesse Bedlam.

Why do I like Bedlam? Well, in addition to sharing my first name, at the time of his introduction, he completed the triumvirate of there being an African-American man on every generation of X-team. X-Men had Bishop, Gen X had Synch, and now New Mutants/ X-Force had Bedlam.

If you have no idea who I’m talking about, here’s a quickie history. His real first appearance was in the Age of Apocalypse, a dystopian alternate reality where quite a few new memorable characters were created. Bedlam made his way to the main canon universe a few years later, around the time the original X-Force was failing. He lasted till that series’ cancellation but was then killed a few years later in X-Men, along with many other characters by crucifixion on the lawn of the X-Mansion.

Needless to say, I was livid for years. But outta nowhere, Bedlam was inexplicably seen alive in a new book! I kinda don’t need an explanation because his death was senseless in the first place. Let’s celebrate by
wacking off to my drawing of him! > Members Gallery > FanBoy for the naked hairy version!

I kinda don’t know too much or care about this guy. I know he banged Rahne and is now considered to be at the omega level as far as mutants go. But for the most part, he doesn’t interest me. What’s fun though is that he heals. And with my twinky naked version at > Members Gallery > FanBoy, imagine yourself putting your cock in his asshole and being cured of any STDs you may have gotten prior. hehe. Elixir would be renamed “Penicillin” in the gay comix version of X-Men– haha.

Bad Karma

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Today I give you Karma lookin fierce as hell like the badass Vietnamese lesbian mutant psychic she is!

Shan is often overlooked, something they’ve joke about in recent X-Men comics. Finally it seemed as though she was getting some limelight in the new new New Mutants title. But alas, she’s recently become legless or something. I find it interesting that the two X-Men who have lost limbs are gay.

Warning: Ranty X-Men Diatribe Below

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I’ve made no secret of my lack of love for the Academy X characters.

(ROLL OVER Julian for the twinky naked version!)

There were just way too many of them and too many of them had redundant or unimaginative powers and looks. Also, I resented that they got the “full-fledged major player” treatment so early in their creation while Gen X got the shaft. So I never collected their “New X-Men” books simply because I didn’t believe they deserved that monicker.

But as you can see, here I’m including Mercury, Hellion, and Pixie, prominent Academy X characters. Yes, I have had somewhat of a change of heart. I think Marvel’s decision to either kill or all the worst ones was a bad idea. I try to emote along with the characters I read, so it just feels pretty horrible that nearly an entire cast was murdered due to what’s seen as an editor’s mistake. Yea, letting all those Academy X squads spring up like weeds was a mistake, but killing over half of them was a worse mistake.

So I am warming up to these guys because, as characters, they’ve been through a lot. No one deserves to have over half of your graduating class murdered. And indeed, some of the characters express this sentiment.

“All we seem to do well is die.” I think Rockslide said that… Well not in my U, kids!

I’m a Rockstar

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(Powered-Down Version = Roll Over)

(Sexy Naked Uncut Brit Rocker Boy Version = > Members Gallery > FanBoy)

Generation X started off so strong. Those kids were such an interesting group. I really wanted them to go far.

I admit, Chamber wasn’t my favorite on the team. But I very much appreciated his presence and felt he was a much needed jolt to the X-Men franchise.

But there was something I feel like they never really solidified… “What’s under the fire?” They say that his flesh was obliterated when he first used his power, but if there’s nothing there, why is there outline of a chin when he’s covered up?

Well, to solve this conundrun, my version of Jono does have flesh underneath the psi-fire. And let’s just say that maybe underneath it is a sexy angsty rocker boy!

Let it Rahne!

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Always thought she was an intriguing character. Love that she embodies the idea of dichotomy. Sometimes she’s this sweet, reserved, cute little cupie doll… other times she’s a gigantic, viscous, bloodthirsty beast. I love Wolfsbane! Roll Over for wolf version!

I Give it a Year, Tops

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So here is my special commemorative piece in memory of everyone’s favorite blue X-Elf. In case you haven’t heard, Kurt’s deadski as of last Wednesday. Personally, I think it’s a fake-out. I don’t think Marvel would off such a major mainstay character in such a lame way. So, I’m crossing my fingers.

In the meantime, take a look at all the Nightcrawler drawings I’ve done over the years. Surprisingly, he’s the X-Man I seem to have drawn the most! Oh, and don’t forget to ROLLOVER the pic above to get the extra special floppy blue uncut wet monster version of the piece! 😉

(Left: Kurt’s Balancing Act, 2003. Right: Kurt in Pencil, 2004.)

(Left: Nightcrawler RemiX, 2006. Right: Legendary, 2008.)

Shattered Glass

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I’ve never been a Shatterstar fan. I didn’t like his look; that doofy mask, the asymmetrical costume and that damned hair! A ponytail I understand… but a ponytail AND pigtails!? Overkill. I also didn’t care for his personality. He felt flat and boring and his background felt ripped off of Longshot, another character I never loved.

As a matter of fact, even his gay love storyline with Rictor wasn’t enough to conjure up some iota of caring for me. But I told myself, “Well I’m definitely drawing Rictor… and these two are Marvel’s hottest gay couple right now. Gay comic boys are going to want both.” So, I kinda HAD to draw Shatterstar.

And guess what? Now, I think I like him! I guess I had to see him under my pen. And of course, drawing his cock (on> Members Gallery > Fan-Boy) also helped. So is it arrogance that the only instance of Shatterstar I care for is my own?

In Synch

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ROLL OVER for the nekkid version!

On Synch, Lobdell was quoted in Wizard saying, “I’m going to do something crazy and introduce a black character into comics who isn’t angry.”

I really liked all the characters in Generation X. I really appreciated the thought and effort that went into these guys’ powers, looks and backstories. Alas, the series petered off into wackness like most x-books in the 90’s, but that doesn’t change the pure strength of those character designs. Each one just seemed so much more depthy than… say… any of the Academy X kids (blegh.)

Here’s the hilarious thing though. When you Google Image Search “Synch Generation X,” SOOO many porn art pics of the kids in orgies come up. Pretty awesome, huh?

Boom Boom’s Bazongas

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So I’m working on this drawing at work, which is really bad but fuck it, and the straight guy in the next cubicle goes:

Who’s that? Solar Power Girl?

Me: Haha. Nah, her name’s Boom Boom.

Straight Guy in Next Cubicle: Boom Boom? Why is that her name?

Me: Cuz those are bombs.

Straight Guy in Next Cubicle: Fuck yea they are!

Haha– I had to share that exchange with you guys. I always pictured Boom Boom as very sexy and thought it’d be appropriate to give her double D’s.

For my Tabitha design, I called on a bit of her original look with a dash of her 90’s look, with a pinch of Pris from Bladerunner mixed with Anime-Madonna in the opening sequence of Who’s That Girl.

Personality wise, she always reminded me of my high school barber’s girlfriend D’Neil, who was the most delicious trailer parkiest diva ever. This one’s for you D’Neil, wherever you are. Hopefully it’s not obese and bed ridden surrounded by 8 kids in your mobile home. (I’m goin’ to hell.)

RemiX Reboot

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Every time I look at my old fanart, the pieces I love the most are everything from my X-Men Remix collection. It combines my 2 main loves: X-Men and character design/redesign.

(Remember, Flash animated raunchy versions of each of the boys are @ > Members Gallery > Fanboy Gallery. What about the girls? Hey that’s sexist! How dare you think such a thing!)

I’ve expanded it by adding some figure drawings and villian portraits. In fact, here’s a new one featuring everyone’s favorite Malcolm X metaphor, Magneto.

(ROLL OVER for the no-helmet version.

And for the naked low-hangers version,
check > Members Gallery > Fanboy Gallery!)

So now I think it’s time to get down to the nitty gritty and add some more characters to the original set of drawings. I compiled another list of 20 second-tier X-kids to add (because apparently it’s impossible for me to undertake small, simple projects.)

First up is Madrox AKA Multiple Man. Given who I am and what I do, I’m sure you guys don’t need to stretch your imaginations too far to figure out why he was always one of my favorites. As with all my versions of the male X-dudes, there is a naked version out there for you guys to discover. To the left is a preview of said image; full version at > Members Gallery > Fanboy Gallery.

So who should be next? I mean, I’ve already made my list but maybe you guys can influence the order in which I post em…

You Want Bulgy Buds!

By | Anti-Heroes, Caleb, cutesy, DC, Fan Art, hairy, Marvel, Original Art, Persuasions, Tai, X-Men, Zeke | 2 Comments

Behold my latest perversion. Well, not quite my latest per se. I’ve been drawing these since I was 8. But when I told my friend and fellow illustrator, Julain Lytle about them, he clued me in on something that hadn’t quite entered my head– that these guys were pretty marketable. Specifically he said that girls who go to comic cons would love them. Now, since I kinda “don’t do” comic cons, I thought, how could I translate these for the cons I DO participate in (gay erotica cons?) Thus, Bulgy Buds were born.

These guys are actually made from Shrinky Dinks if you can believe it! Kudos to you if you remember what Shrinky Dinks are. If you don’t suffice to say I had tons of fun making them.

And they seemed to be a big hit at the Black Party Expo, which I just participated in yesterday. I agonized over whether to do only my characters or versions of better known ones. I ended up doing both, and as it turned out, both sold equally!

So yeah, if you like what you see, gwan and order some on I’m doing packs of 3, 5 or 10 for you greedy collectors out there.